Entertainment & Music - 11 December 2006

2006-12-11 04:16:29 · 10 answers · asked by smurfette 2 in Television

am interested to know why, are u bored, tired, revengeful at employer, addicted to Q &A, other?please explain.
Best answer 10 ptts. Pls be honest.

2006-12-11 04:16:15 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 04:16:15 · 84 answers · asked by pepsicola 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Or is it a halal-meat bank? LOL

2006-12-11 04:16:05 · 14 answers · asked by kate moss - the chameleon 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Could you plz tell me ,the top 5 programmes (Types) that you watch on TV(Plz rank them based on your preferences)

The Choices are :
:
1.Films / Film based programmmes
2.T V serials
3.News
4.Music videos
5.Talk shows/Discussions/Quiz
6.Sports /Games
7.Cartoons
8.Religious programmes
9 .Others.(Plz specify....................)

2006-12-11 04:15:29 · 29 answers · asked by info-seeker 1 in Movies

2006-12-11 04:14:35 · 18 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

in a girl. This is a poll!! Feel free to leave your opinions.

2006-12-11 04:13:44 · 13 answers · asked by funmzire 5 in Polls & Surveys

Isn't T.I cute and Big Boi????????

2006-12-11 04:13:41 · 5 answers · asked by Zay's Girl 1 in Movies

SAN ANTONIO -- A San Antonio-area state lawmaker is proposing that even blind Texans should be able to hunt game.Rep. Edmund Kuempel filed a bill to allow the blind to hunt any game in season and with the same weapons used by other hunters.The Seguin Republican said he thinks hunting is a pleasure that shouldn't be denied the blind.The legislation would require the blind hunters to be accompanied by guides with good eyesight -- and to use laser sights, which are legally denied hunters who can see.The laser sights would allow the guides to coach the hunter's sighting


OK, I'm all for the blind being able to hunt... But I will stay out of the woods if I know they will be there... LOL

2006-12-11 04:13:39 · 16 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 04:13:26 · 18 answers · asked by ANDRE THE GIANT'S BALLS 1 in Polls & Surveys

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per house hold, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least one good child in each.

II. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get on to the next house.

Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second --- 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour.

III. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that the "flying" reindeer could pull ten times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them--- Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch). IV. 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance --- this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake.

The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip.

Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to centrifugal forces of 17,500 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo.

Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.

2006-12-11 04:13:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-11 04:12:54 · 7 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 04:12:30 · 5 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

If your an aspiring metal guitarist and it was your choice to pick 5 of the most thrilling pro guitarists (in bands) who would you pick?

Mine are (going least favored to highest):
5.Herman Li (Dragonforce)
4.Chuck Schuldiner..R.I.P. (Death)
3.Zakk Wylde (Black Label Society, Pride N Glory, Steel Dragon, Derek Sherinan Band, Ozzy Osbourne)
2.John Petrucci (Dream Theater)
1.Dimebag Darrell (ex-Pantera, was current Damageplan)...R.I.P. brother Darrell! FOREVER DIME!

2006-12-11 04:12:27 · 12 answers · asked by tool_13_88 2 in Music

KNIFE ???

2006-12-11 04:11:57 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 04:11:43 · 8 answers · asked by ANDRE THE GIANT'S BALLS 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 04:11:08 · 3 answers · asked by Petr F 1 in Magazines

2006-12-11 04:11:01 · 20 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said: SLOW--SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."

So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?" The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let the Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.

The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..." So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:

NUDIST COLONY

GO SLOW AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CHICKS

2006-12-11 04:10:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-11 04:09:20 · 22 answers · asked by pornstar 4 in Polls & Surveys

THE RULES
The FEMALE always makes THE RULES
The Rules are subject to change without prior notification
No MALE could possibly know all The Rules
If the Female suspects the MALE knows all The Rules she must immediately change some or ALL of The Rules
The FEMALE is NEVER wrong
If the FEMALE is ever wrong it’s due to a misunderstanding of The Rules which was the direct result of something the MALE said or did wrong
The MALE must apologies immediately for causing the said misunderstanding
The FEMALE can change her mind at any time
The MALE must never change his mind without the express consent of the FEMALE
The FEMALE has every right to be upset or angry at any time
The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE drives him to be angry or upset
The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him angry or upset
THE MALE IS EXPECTED TO MIND READ AT ALL TIMES
The MALE who doesn’t abide by The Rules can’t take the heat and lacks backbone is a wimp
Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm
The FEMALE is ready when she is ready
The MALE must be ready at all times
IF THE FEMALE HAS PMT THE RULES BECOME NULL AND VOID

2006-12-11 04:09:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

without damaging his rather big ears.

2006-12-11 04:09:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I mean when Lisa and Bart do their phone calls and ask for -
Amanda Hugandkiss
Hugh ***
sorry but I can't think of any more at the 'Moe'!

2006-12-11 04:09:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

http://www.mtv.com/photos/?fid=1541097&photoID=2072880

2006-12-11 04:08:55 · 1 answers · asked by Ann B 1 in Television

Contact me Via email please i really need help!!

2006-12-11 04:08:41 · 2 answers · asked by q_pwns_noobs 1 in Television

Did they find him alive or was he dead?

2006-12-11 04:08:33 · 5 answers · asked by zdmb 3 in Television

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss: The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once, the seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who, after taking out the trash, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."

11. I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

12. My neighbor was bitten by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will? What will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite!"

13. Definition of a teen-ager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

14. As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

15. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

16. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping." Now I just "chunky dunk."

17. The early bird still has to eat worms.

18. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

19. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

20. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

21. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

22. My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.

23. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

24. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

25. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor.

26. Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever

2006-12-11 04:08:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Can anyone make a suggestion for a song to use that would be fast paced and well known to use on a presentation about my high school?

2006-12-11 04:08:04 · 11 answers · asked by TheKid 1 in Music

Even though you don't celebrate christmas, do
you still buy yourself christmas gifts?

2006-12-11 04:07:00 · 15 answers · asked by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 04:05:31 · 7 answers · asked by jcutiealwayz_11 1 in Jokes & Riddles