THE RULES
The FEMALE always makes THE RULES
The Rules are subject to change without prior notification
No MALE could possibly know all The Rules
If the Female suspects the MALE knows all The Rules she must immediately change some or ALL of The Rules
The FEMALE is NEVER wrong
If the FEMALE is ever wrong it’s due to a misunderstanding of The Rules which was the direct result of something the MALE said or did wrong
The MALE must apologies immediately for causing the said misunderstanding
The FEMALE can change her mind at any time
The MALE must never change his mind without the express consent of the FEMALE
The FEMALE has every right to be upset or angry at any time
The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE drives him to be angry or upset
The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him angry or upset
THE MALE IS EXPECTED TO MIND READ AT ALL TIMES
The MALE who doesn’t abide by The Rules can’t take the heat and lacks backbone is a wimp
Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm
The FEMALE is ready when she is ready
The MALE must be ready at all times
IF THE FEMALE HAS PMT THE RULES BECOME NULL AND VOID
2006-12-11
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