There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located.
The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over a bucket and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting... "Don't flush, don't flush!"
2006-12-11 04:21:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did I say I was from TExas??? There telling you the truth everything is bigger in Texas.
2006-12-11 05:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by Steven 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahaha! Oh my! That is honestly hilarious! I like this one! Star for you!!!!! Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:''Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'' The bus driver shakes his head and says,''No, I'm sorry.'' At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: ''Will it take ME?'' What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!!!!! minister wound up the services one morning by saying, ''Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark''. On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin and said, ''Now, then, all of you who have done as I requested and read the seventeenth chapter of Mark, please raise your hands.'' Nearly every hand in the congregation went up. Then said the preacher, ''You are the people I want to talk to. There is no seventeenth chapter of Mark.'' Funny... So yeah, star for you!!!!!!
2016-05-23 05:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lived in Texas for many years,all things are bigger,including egos !! But to be fair it's very nice and the best part is that people mind their own business !!
2006-12-11 04:26:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10
2006-12-11 04:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by Jawsh 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Poor joke
2006-12-11 07:36:31 · answer #5 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was very neat. 8 points.
2006-12-11 04:26:46 · answer #6 · answered by Mario Vinny D 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's pretty funny.
2006-12-11 04:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
rotflmao that's funny-I live in texas lol
2006-12-11 04:24:01 · answer #8 · answered by maconheira 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I liked it... Very Good!
2006-12-11 05:01:12 · answer #9 · answered by SteelerFan_2006_ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cute!@
2006-12-11 04:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by nswblue 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋