A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!" So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Randy a little pep talk. "Randy", he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff". And without a word he strutted into the hen house. Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Randy had finished having his way with each hen. But Randy didn't stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Randy, you'll kill yourself". But Randy continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner. Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Randy lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy. The farmer walked up to Randy saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you my little buddy"...."Shhhhh," Randy whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer."
2006-12-11 04:21:34 · 6 answers · asked by al p 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now this is a new one to me. LOL!
2006-12-11 04:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I met him final evening in Connecticut. He grew to become into with area and that i presumed area grew to become into plenty nicer. Randy had sortof an approach like he's greater effective than all of us. I cant recover from how large it grew to become into to fulfill area he's definatley between the nicest wrestlers i ever met
2016-10-14 11:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke - but sounds like a man!@
2006-12-11 04:25:01 · answer #3 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's pretty cute. I like it!!
2006-12-11 04:26:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was cute!
2006-12-11 05:57:08 · answer #5 · answered by charo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-12-11 04:32:12 · answer #6 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋