Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2006

Lady scolds her maid for inefficiency. Angry maid says, "At least I am better than you in bed."
Lady (amazed): "Did the Duke tell you this?"
Maid: "No, the driver did."

2006-12-10 06:50:08 · 11 answers · asked by mefussa 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i know fighting is wrong and all that crap so im not interested in hearing your "fighting's evil" crap. it's just a hypothetical, funny curious question. if a man and woman were to have a life and death fight, with absolutely NO RULES who would win, and describe why...

2006-12-10 06:49:49 · 22 answers · asked by the lions suck 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-10 06:49:48 · 2 answers · asked by SexyBitch 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 06:49:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

wat is your favorite movie and like why should i wacth it?

2006-12-10 06:49:03 · 9 answers · asked by KaThErInE XoX KiTt XoX KaTt 3 in Movies

2006-12-10 06:48:59 · 8 answers · asked by *babydoll* 6 in Polls & Surveys

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

Your job is interfering with your drinking.

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream.

Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

You can focus better with one eye closed.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

You fall off the floor..

Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..'

Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.

The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in..

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alchohol, and [Women or Men].

Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.

Roseanne looks good.

Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.

That damned pink elephant followed me home again.

I'm as sober as a judge.

The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.

You wake up screaming 'TORO TORO TORO!' in the middle of the night.

2006-12-10 06:48:41 · 26 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-10 06:48:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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2006-12-10 06:47:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 06:47:48 · 19 answers · asked by lil_dance_chick 1 in Music

i do... im sh!t scared !!... heheh :)

2006-12-10 06:47:43 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 06:47:15 · 42 answers · asked by Push It 1 in Polls & Surveys

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. "Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. She replies, "Ours is prettier."

2006-12-10 06:47:01 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

jessica alba haves cellulite eww!
check the pic out
http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/displayimage.php?album=239&pos=14

2006-12-10 06:46:33 · 23 answers · asked by jsdahfj 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-10 06:46:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the music is rap/rock. Guitars and drums are rock and the voice is kinda rap/rockish.

2006-12-10 06:46:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 06:45:48 · 3 answers · asked by Damian B 1 in Celebrities

Does anyone need anything, that I can pick up?

2006-12-10 06:45:19 · 20 answers · asked by It's just me! 5 in Polls & Surveys

Year of the Cat-by Al Stewart

Or

Love Is Alive-by Gary Wright

2006-12-10 06:45:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

this vidio off the youtube website

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TSskudEDZAM&mode=related&search=

2006-12-10 06:45:10 · 8 answers · asked by Aycilla 3 in Polls & Surveys

Cool Chicken, Down to Earth Dog, Terrible Tiger or Slasher Shark?

Which are you?

2006-12-10 06:45:08 · 20 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 06:44:45 · 12 answers · asked by truthyness 7 in Polls & Surveys

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun. They then landed, to survey the damage they caused. The first thing they saw was a small child, crying and holding a book. Then they saw another small child, crying and holding a brick. Then they saw a small child laughing his head off.
"What's so funny?" they asked him.

"It was great," he said. "I farted and my neighbor's house blew up."

2006-12-10 06:44:37 · 11 answers · asked by cindykins 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-10 06:43:55 · 41 answers · asked by enemany 4 in Movies

Does anyone watch The Simpsons.
I can't find anyone who has been heard of it.

2006-12-10 06:43:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."

2006-12-10 06:43:28 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

What is the name of the song were Kelly Clarkson is a sleep and then she hits the alarm clock! And she is just singing by herself! Also she has her belly out! I just described the video! Help a girl out!

2006-12-10 06:41:43 · 8 answers · asked by ...:::LondonLove:::... 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-10 06:41:08 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 06:41:05 · 3 answers · asked by peaceandlove. ♥ 3 in Music

2006-12-10 06:40:36 · 3 answers · asked by spud4dd 1 in Music