A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. "Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. She replies, "Ours is prettier."
2006-12-10 06:47:01 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"great"
2006-12-10 06:55:34 · answer #1 · answered by ka_ka_lah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny and sad. What some women would do for "The finer things in life". I'm embarrassed of women like that. But yeah that's funny.
2006-12-10 06:54:02 · answer #2 · answered by ImAdOcToRuRaNeRd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are all the same arent they another new one to me 10/10 ploppy
2006-12-10 07:07:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Share and share alike
2006-12-10 07:38:07 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
them broads love the money
2006-12-10 06:53:41 · answer #5 · answered by al p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny ha ha
2006-12-10 08:13:20 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes that is funny. extremly funnny! LOL! luvu so much!
2006-12-10 07:54:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes funny, sad but true
2006-12-10 07:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by Becca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it.
2006-12-10 06:50:47 · answer #9 · answered by kukuroo2003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats kind of lame, but it's okay I guess.
2006-12-10 06:50:54 · answer #10 · answered by Lightbulb without a cause! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
great
2006-12-10 06:50:17 · answer #11 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋