Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2006

2006-12-10 06:21:05 · 4 answers · asked by Jessie 2 in Magazines

2006-12-10 06:20:55 · 3 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-10 06:20:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-10 06:20:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody cut, everybody cut
EVERYBODY
Everybody cut FOOTLOOSE!

2006-12-10 06:20:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause.

"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"

2006-12-10 06:20:10 · 3 answers · asked by terrianna101 2 in Jokes & Riddles

If he was where could I buy it and how much wold it be?

2006-12-10 06:19:38 · 4 answers · asked by Jessie 2 in Magazines

2006-12-10 06:19:03 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-10 06:18:56 · 18 answers · asked by Led*Zep*Babe 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 06:18:50 · 12 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Celebrities

does any1 know what songs lily allen sings on rudebox album?

2006-12-10 06:18:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-10 06:18:36 · 15 answers · asked by lukas 1 in Music

I'm doing a collegiate level science experiment and I need a close-up photograph of a donkey's nu­tsa­ck. Who can help me out?

2006-12-10 06:18:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok here my jokie

a husband and his wife were golfing on at an exquisite golf resort. on the final hole, the husband puts a little too much into a shot and sends it through the window of a house. a rich looking man in a turban comes out. the wife and husband immediately apologize "we are so sorry we will pay for all of it sorry sorry", but the man says: "i am a genie that has been trapped in that house for a long time, you have freed me. as a reward i will grant u one wish". the husband and wife decide that they want one million dollars. the genie says, ok "i have just deposited 1000000 dollars into your bank account". thank thank you! say the wife and husband. then the genie says "but first, u must let ur wife kiss me". the husband doesn't really like it, but he agrees. after a long passionate sexy kiss, the genie says "wow, how old are you?!".
"31", the wife replies.
"and you still believe in genies?"

that my jokie u like u like?

2006-12-10 06:17:43 · 4 answers · asked by Tristyn 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Two Hillbillies in Arkansas were having the blue plate special (Road Kill) at their favorite diner, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a burger too fast. The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think we otta' hep?" "I reckon," said the second hillbilly.
The first hillbilly got up and walked over to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?"

She shook her head no.

"Kin yew talk?" he asked.

She again shook her head no.

With that he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.

The first hillbilly turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever'time".

2006-12-10 06:17:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-10 06:17:09 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's a rock/alternative song. Sorry, that's the only lyric I remember.

2006-12-10 06:16:56 · 2 answers · asked by Elli 2 in Music

Okay I have a question. How did Britney Spears get famous?? She is hot and really pretty, but she doesnt have a good singing voice. Did her mom screw some agents? LOL seriously if anyone knows how she got famous let me know. Its one of the world wonders

2006-12-10 06:16:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

just words thanx

2006-12-10 06:16:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

intenet use from damaging my vision.i'm scared i'll do blind or something.

2006-12-10 06:16:07 · 21 answers · asked by ♥§o contagiou§♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 06:15:56 · 2 answers · asked by miss knowitall 1 in Television

2006-12-10 06:15:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 06:15:01 · 2 answers · asked by Summer H. 1 in Celebrities

beauty

2006-12-10 06:14:46 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 06:14:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have found a web site where i can puurchase a copy of "suddenly" by angry anderson that played on neighbours back in the kylie and jason era..BUT i cant find "haunting me " by v-capri(again in the kylie and jason era)havent been able to get either song out of my head since jason woz on im a celebrity over here..Does anyone no where i may b able to purchase a copy of the v-capri song ? i did have a copy but that was years ago when it came out over here? Many thanks

2006-12-10 06:14:26 · 3 answers · asked by greyhound mummy 4 in Music

2006-12-10 06:14:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Rht now going through a rough patch. Your help is appericiated

2006-12-10 06:13:57 · 18 answers · asked by Ankit 1 in Horoscopes

It opened with a boy faking his suiside by hanging him self. he fell in love with an older lady and drove around in an etype jag he had converted into a herse.

2006-12-10 06:13:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Last night, I was at the movies. After my movie ended, I went to the bathroom - there was a short line for the men's room, and a longer line for the ladies room.

Right after I got in line, a guy brought his girlfriend into the men's room (I could hear her telling him "I can't wait in that line! I have to go") and he and his girlfriend cut the line, he walked her to the only stall in the mens room, and as soon as the guy in the stall came out she went right in.

Was it OK for her to use the mens room?

Or should she have waited on line to use the ladies room, even though she would have had to wait a lot longer to go to the bathroom?

And should she have cut the line and gone right to the only toilet, or should she have waited on line (even though she needed the stall and the guys could have used either the stall or the urinals)?

2006-12-10 06:13:33 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys