Since so many people were going to heaven God told St. Peter he could only allow 1/3 of the people who died into heaven. Three people appeared almost simultaniously, so St. Peter said great I'll just listen to all three of your stories, decide which is the most solemn and let that person go to heaven. The first guy says, "I live on the 20th floor of an apartment building and I heard my wife was cheating on me so I came home early today. My wife was in the shower so I started looking everywhere for the man, but couldn't find him. I went out on the balcony to consider my life when I saw the son of a ***** hanging on to the edge so I jumped on his hand, but he didn't fall so I got a hammer and crushed them, but as he fell he landed in some bushes so I took my refridgerator and pushed it off the edge. I felt so bad afterwards a killed myself." The second man said, "Well I had just settled down in my new apartment on the 27th floor when I stumbled and my new book went flying over the
2006-12-10
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