Two Hillbillies in Arkansas were having the blue plate special (Road Kill) at their favorite diner, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a burger too fast. The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think we otta' hep?" "I reckon," said the second hillbilly.
The first hillbilly got up and walked over to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?"
She shook her head no.
"Kin yew talk?" he asked.
She again shook her head no.
With that he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.
The first hillbilly turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever'time".
2006-12-10 06:17:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not that funny
2006-12-10 06:19:24 · answer #1 · answered by Marti M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still funny. About a 7
2006-12-10 06:18:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny back in 1976. Kinda stale now, though.
Do you have a question for the panel?
2006-12-10 06:19:46 · answer #3 · answered by My Evil Twin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!! Like the funniest joke Eveeeeer. Here, have a star.
2016-05-23 02:26:52 · answer #4 · answered by Shirley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that was goggone good.Bye the way was they eatin possom belly stew or possom loaf?
2006-12-10 06:23:39 · answer #5 · answered by weasel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me being a red neck, that was a nice one....
2006-12-10 06:19:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny when i heard it earlier this week
2006-12-10 06:20:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funy
but u can do beta
2006-12-10 06:21:45 · answer #8 · answered by Beliver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-12-10 06:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats great!
2006-12-10 06:20:16 · answer #10 · answered by Lightbulb without a cause! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋