A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
2006-12-10 06:43:28 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I aint heard that one! RAOTFPML
2006-12-10 08:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Funny to me!
2006-12-10 14:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by Kas-O 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops will have to remember that one... and not fall into the same mistake lol
2006-12-11 08:40:17 · answer #3 · answered by linkylonglegs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the inexperiance of youth.
2006-12-10 14:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rubbish I think
2006-12-10 15:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by kayleigh j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that'll save him a job in a few years time
2006-12-10 23:49:59 · answer #6 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up nice1 lolol
2006-12-10 14:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that is one way of getting round it
2006-12-10 15:09:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wahey lol 10/10 *claps* well done!
2006-12-10 15:26:46 · answer #9 · answered by jiving 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rubbish
2006-12-10 14:45:24 · answer #10 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋