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Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2006

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From Where I can Download Titanic's 'My Heart Goes On'- by James Horner ???

I want to download it for free ..

Please help

2006-12-10 22:44:40 · 6 answers · asked by prasooncomputer 2 in Music

2006-12-10 22:44:08 · 25 answers · asked by screaming frenzy 5 in Polls & Surveys

Also, what do you think of my nickname?

2006-12-10 22:42:49 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm looking for names that arent immediately recognizable, maybe bands that produced uncommercial or unusual music who never really got the recognition they deserved, but that are musically more interesting than morel famous bands.

2006-12-10 22:41:07 · 22 answers · asked by catweazle 5 in Music

Danity Kane song?

If you haven't heard any of their songs, go to www.danitykane.com and theirs previews of their song, listen and tell me your favourtite.

2006-12-10 22:39:49 · 9 answers · asked by Miss B 3 in Music

If there is, I haven't come across it.

2006-12-10 22:39:45 · 16 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 22:39:30 · 20 answers · asked by luvmuzic 2 in Polls & Surveys

blonde jokes:


A blonde is at home working on a "puzzle" then she calls her boyfriend.
Blonde "honey can you come over and help me with something?"

Boy friend "what's wrong?"

Blonde "im working on this puzzle and its really hard, can you help me out?"

Boyfriend "whats it supposed to be?"

Blonde "well according to the picture on the box its supposed to be a tiger."

So her boyfriend comes over to her house and sees the puzzle on the table

Boyfriend "honey, maybe you should lie down, have some tea, and then *sigh* lets put away the frosted flakes


A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"


A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it."

"Shut up," she says. "You’re next.


Mature Blonde

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."



A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show with his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."

2006-12-10 22:39:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-10 22:38:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is the next number...1/2, 1, 3, 6, 12, 24, ?

2006-12-10 22:36:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who is jack and where is the house that he built :-) x

2006-12-10 22:34:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-10 22:34:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 22:33:40 · 5 answers · asked by Ilham Aliyev 2 in Television

Elvis, Merry Blue Blue Christmas!

2006-12-10 22:33:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

...how they look. I don't think any of them can sing, and they always do cover versions of really rubbish songs!!!

2006-12-10 22:33:10 · 8 answers · asked by Miss Tickle 4 in Music

2006-12-10 22:33:05 · 14 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant snobby son around his factory.

Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.

They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"

He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.

The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."

2006-12-10 22:31:51 · 17 answers · asked by Underpants. 2 in Jokes & Riddles

If what you want from me is to bring your children to you my regret is only having one life to do it instead of two.

2006-12-10 22:30:59 · 3 answers · asked by The Pooh-Stick Kid 3 in Music

Australian man: Why is your beer like having sex in a canoe? English man: Dunno, why?
Australian man: It's f* cking close to water!

2006-12-10 22:30:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-10 22:30:05 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 22:29:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-10 22:29:21 · 28 answers · asked by luvmuzic 2 in Polls & Surveys

and what was the reason?

2006-12-10 22:28:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

From where i can download shreya ghosal's leja leja song ( ustad and the divas) ???

please tell me

i need it urgently

2006-12-10 22:27:21 · 3 answers · asked by cool_desire_cool 1 in Music

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A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway. The brunette knows that they're speeding so she asks the blonde if there is a cop behind them.

The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop. She tells the brunette.

The brunette then asks if the cop has his lights on. The blonde replies, "Yes...no...yes...no...yes...no..."

2006-12-10 22:27:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But. what happened to your other ear?" "The son of a ***** called back."

2006-12-10 22:24:23 · 15 answers · asked by Underpants. 2 in Jokes & Riddles

My friends and I were having a chat, about somewhere to go for a weekend away (lots of drinking etc) when my partner suggested Gibraltar, "its cheap", my other friend replied "Turkeys cheap too" and I shamefully said, "why would you want to go all the way to Gibraltar for cheap turkey?"
I will never live this down.

2006-12-10 22:24:02 · 5 answers · asked by ~Natacha~ 2 in Other - Entertainment

When the dentist has completed his work...

2006-12-10 22:22:18 · 16 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

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