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This Christmas I would like to ...............?
2006-12-10 21:14:17 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-12-10 21:13:47 · 17 answers · asked by ophelia2004_6 2 in Polls & Surveys
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
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Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
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Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
Snowballs.
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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
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The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he shouted.
Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde!"
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During the recent Karpov-Kasparov world chess championships they came to an adjournment and left for their hotel. In the lobby of the hotel several chess enthusiasts could be heard bragging, "I could beat Karpov with no problem".
"Oh yeah, I could beat both of them at the same time."
"That's nothing, I could beat both of them blindfolded!"
Finally, the hotel manager had had enough and threw them all out of the hotel.
But why?" a bystander asked.
"Because," the manager replied "I hate ..."chess nuts boasting by an open foyer!"
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A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today ?"
Johnny raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." and Robert, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Robert how he knew this. and Robert said, "Well.....every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"
2006-12-10 21:11:30 · 16 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles
2006-12-10 21:10:46 · 6 answers · asked by alex 2 in Music
kill yourself to save the life of another? Someone really close to you.
2006-12-10 21:10:27 · 18 answers · asked by Joseph_G 2 in Polls & Surveys
also answer which pair u like the most
1.ash and salman
2.ash and vivek
3.ash and abishek
2006-12-10 21:10:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities
2006-12-10 21:10:17 · 22 answers · asked by Brendon B 2 in Television
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip. As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which was a bit too tight. He then went to check on the rest of the preparations. The elves were on strike. The reindeer had shin-splints. At this point, Santa was BUMMED. He went into the kitchen to take a calming drink, and the bottle was EMPTY. Now he was really mad. All of sudden, there was a knock at the door. Santa, in his angry state, ignored it. There was another knock. Santa was in no mood for all of this. When the knock came again, Santa--filled with rage--threw open the door. Standing there was a little angel who said, "Hi Santa! What do you want me to do with this Christmas Tree?"
2006-12-10 21:10:09 · 11 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles
For me, Quizno. The with the rat singing. Not sure if that was even a rat, more like dead rat! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FhfcdqMTtU4 )
2006-12-10 21:09:49 · 13 answers · asked by Y! Jennifer! 3 in Polls & Surveys
2006-12-10 21:06:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
My video player was given to my grandchildren because it was just clutttering the apartment. Dvds are great, but there is no way to record television programs on them; is there?
2006-12-10 21:05:56 · 4 answers · asked by grannywinkie 6 in Television
Why?
2006-12-10 21:05:26 · 29 answers · asked by ~~hmmmm~~ 2 in Polls & Surveys
why?
2006-12-10 21:05:20 · 22 answers · asked by Y! Jennifer! 3 in Polls & Surveys
2006-12-10 21:04:27 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Celebrities
The parents dont have jobs and the little girl sneaks out a lot to talk to the angel.
2006-12-10 21:03:42 · 2 answers · asked by marshallgurl2000 2 in Movies
2006-12-10 21:02:33 · 14 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys
episode where she and duncan find their friends sister gets locked in the cupboard. Whats the song that plays when the sheriff picks them up. It's a really wierd song lyrics- "holy girl....run (repeated many times)
2006-12-10 21:02:16 · 1 answers · asked by shazza_brea 1 in Television
do george lopez real like white people
2006-12-10 21:00:06 · 7 answers · asked by NarcolepticNancy 1 in Celebrities
which childrens song / nersery rhyme do you like best and why???
2006-12-10 20:59:54 · 13 answers · asked by louise h 2 in Music
2006-12-10 20:59:52 · 13 answers · asked by kakhuisdraak 2 in Polls & Surveys
I have, and I've been up for almost 24 hours straight, 12 hours probably spent on this project.
2006-12-10 20:59:51 · 10 answers · asked by Move Along 1 in Polls & Surveys
2006-12-10 20:59:07 · 38 answers · asked by Kicky 6 in Polls & Surveys
(i.e. a decision that's too close...)
2006-12-10 20:58:27 · 20 answers · asked by Y! Jennifer! 3 in Polls & Surveys
2006-12-10 20:57:48 · 6 answers · asked by chathe13 1 in Music
2006-12-10 20:57:32 · 3 answers · asked by AQ 3 in Movies
2006-12-10 20:56:52 · 21 answers · asked by ~~hmmmm~~ 2 in Polls & Surveys
2006-12-10 20:55:56 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-12-10 20:55:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
It makes me really sad = ( .
2006-12-10 20:55:01 · 11 answers · asked by Move Along 1 in Polls & Surveys
AND EVERYTHING IS DAMN EXPENSIVE!
2006-12-10 20:54:03 · 11 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys
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