On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip. As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which was a bit too tight. He then went to check on the rest of the preparations. The elves were on strike. The reindeer had shin-splints. At this point, Santa was BUMMED. He went into the kitchen to take a calming drink, and the bottle was EMPTY. Now he was really mad. All of sudden, there was a knock at the door. Santa, in his angry state, ignored it. There was another knock. Santa was in no mood for all of this. When the knock came again, Santa--filled with rage--threw open the door. Standing there was a little angel who said, "Hi Santa! What do you want me to do with this Christmas Tree?"
2006-12-10 21:10:09 · 11 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe ~ u naughty
2006-12-10 21:24:10 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6. The organic and organic estrogen in conifers that provide timber that crisp scent. 5. maximum fairies placed on earthtones that experience green properly. 4. woman fairies like looking down at something human beings. 3. Male fairies are purely too gay to climb that top. 2. aggressive nature of woman fairies rigidity them to congregate and evaluate outfits. one million. loss of testicle-inflammation by using sitting on prickly treetop needles.
2016-10-18 02:36:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every time I read a version of this joke, I get a bit of a chuckle
Thanks for making my day!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
Happy Christmas!
2006-12-10 21:25:55 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder the angel always has a smile on her face ! haha
2006-12-11 01:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did wonder now i know 9/10
2006-12-10 21:25:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute Angel...
i love angel http://perfect-gifts-for-all.blogspot.com/
2006-12-11 03:51:24 · answer #6 · answered by xmas 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one made me laugh
2006-12-10 21:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by sukis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-12-10 21:58:00 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I get it.
2006-12-10 21:18:41 · answer #9 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY FUNNY.
2006-12-10 21:12:44 · answer #10 · answered by aunty m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋