There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant snobby son around his factory.
Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.
They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"
He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.
The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"
The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."
2006-12-10 22:31:51 · 17 answers · asked by Underpants. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What a porker ! haha
2006-12-10 23:42:48 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!!!
That will be the hit of the day (OK, night. I work 9PM-5:30AM) at work. Thank you for giving me a good chuckle before I head off to bed.
2006-12-10 22:35:48 · answer #2 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flipping Boy. I say he got served. Best realistic joke by far. lol.
2006-12-10 22:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-12-10 22:33:18 · answer #4 · answered by puffy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IOUUUUUUU! Disgusting man! Lol!
2006-12-10 22:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by Annietska 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill lol
2006-12-10 22:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LIKE THAT ONE ALICE 10/10
2006-12-10 22:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I like it, good joke. lol
2006-12-10 22:53:39 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was too good.. hahahaha... it took me a while i will admit... but i eventually got it.
2006-12-10 22:33:44 · answer #9 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-10 22:46:25 · answer #10 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋