Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2006

What exactly is Jibbs talkiing about when he asks if your chain hangs low? Does he mean it literally, or is it slang for something else? I can't get that song out of my head!

2006-12-10 18:02:56 · 7 answers · asked by Peanut Butter 5 in Celebrities

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.

The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.

She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

2006-12-10 18:02:52 · 10 answers · asked by hey 4 in Jokes & Riddles

it was very like michalangelo sistine chapel :)

2006-12-10 18:02:04 · 1 answers · asked by melanie 2 in Comics & Animation

In the commercial with the 3 bears with Charmin toilet paper how does the song go?? I know it goes Cha Cha Cha at the end!

2006-12-10 18:01:54 · 4 answers · asked by Charles' Princess 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm looking for some music that has a kick *** sound. Very heavy , but not growling and screaming. Something similar to Duality by Slipknot or Korn's Coming Undone. Hope that gives a good idea of what I mean.

2006-12-10 18:00:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-10 17:59:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Any answers

2006-12-10 17:58:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

no self esteem issues, no image issues, nothing of the sort

do you think it will improve the world? if so, how?

2006-12-10 17:58:44 · 28 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 17:58:00 · 4 answers · asked by Jerry C 1 in Movies

2006-12-10 17:57:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-10 17:57:34 · 29 answers · asked by Yondaime 2 in Comics & Animation

I'll be forced to wait years to watch it, by then I'd have forgotten what you all said anyway. So just stick to the question please and dont tell me if he manages to get out of that jail, or what the tattoos are all about.
Thanks.

2006-12-10 17:57:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

my birth date is 14 june 1978 2:30 p.m at ranikhet uttranchal

2006-12-10 17:56:00 · 2 answers · asked by Pushpa B 1 in Horoscopes

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped
up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst
premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling
hands. "Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice,
but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than
I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves,and trading it with
the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In
the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy
can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know
how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you
can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, your son, John.

P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for
me to come home.

2006-12-10 17:55:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

But Why?

2006-12-10 17:54:54 · 20 answers · asked by jhn_woodson 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 17:54:21 · 22 answers · asked by titsaremyforte 1 in Music

Im a libra and my partners a pisces - Is it astroglogically correct?

2006-12-10 17:54:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

"On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, sweet smell of colitas, rising up through the air"

2006-12-10 17:53:54 · 7 answers · asked by mute_tourette 2 in Music

like the kind of person that annoys everyone and everyone talks bad about them untill they walk in the room and its dead silent, and the annoying guy says, "how come everytime i walk in the room its so quiet?" and then nobody says anything... i call this person brian

2006-12-10 17:53:21 · 25 answers · asked by Erikawithasmile 4 in Polls & Surveys

I haven't had any luck looking on the shows web site.

2006-12-10 17:51:10 · 4 answers · asked by ttoniilee 1 in Television

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on.
It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Holiday Season Begins....

2006-12-10 17:51:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what are some good songs, like that new Eragon soundtrack by avril lavigne? that's pretty good.

2006-12-10 17:50:27 · 5 answers · asked by sand 1 in Music

I am always tuning in to "Roseanne", "Fresh Prince", "Designing Women", etc on Nick-At-Nite and for the past year and a half, It seems that I can't catch a certain episode at the time indicated in the TV listings on on my cable's program guide! I even go by the Nick-At-Nite listing from their actual web site and everything is listed perfectly like: 10:00, 10:30, 11:00, 11:30, 12:00, 12:30, etc
But for some reason, a 10:00 show will ACTUALLY start at like 10:13 and then a 10:30 show will actually start at like 10:44 and it goes on like this ALL NIGHT, EVERYNIGHT. It's seems that after a year of these eratic schedules, that Nick-At-Nite would want them listed this way in the program guides..........It makes a viewer feel like they're crazy! And when I go on-line, and there's no one else that has said anything about this, then maybe I am "just that"........CRAZY! (lol) Please help! Thanks! :-)

2006-12-10 17:50:12 · 3 answers · asked by Michael Westbrook 1 in Television

I caught a small tree frog in my kitchen. Whichever gets the most - thumbs down or thumbs up, will determine its fate.

2006-12-10 17:49:47 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

2006-12-10 17:49:24 · 8 answers · asked by hey 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-10 17:49:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

choose the top three movies ever

2006-12-10 17:48:50 · 20 answers · asked by kevingolberg 2 in Movies

its my bf's bday tomorrow n i am mixed up..................any suggestions on what i should give him on his 15th b'day???

2006-12-10 17:48:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old
buggy one cold
blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My
hands are freezing
cold." the mother replied "Put them between your legs.
Your body heat
will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands
warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend
who said, "My
hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them
between my legs.
The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and
warmed his
hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy
with the
daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied
"Put it between
my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did
and warmed
his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving
with the daughter
and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy
with her
mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever
heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do
you ask?" The
daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when
they defrost,
don't they?"

2006-12-10 17:48:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Lauren & Micheals baby?

2006-12-10 17:47:53 · 4 answers · asked by Emily_sweet 1 in Television