A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped
up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst
premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling
hands. "Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice,
but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than
I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves,and trading it with
the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In
the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy
can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know
how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you
can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for
me to come home.
2006-12-10 17:55:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i juz swallowed my gum!
2006-12-10 18:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by Henr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Write even with you want then stick it in a drawer and save it for your self. he isn't any longer going to care and sending him a letter after he dumped you in common words makes you look pitiful. announcing no longer some thing in any respect and transferring on is the perfect situation that you'll do
2016-11-25 20:14:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2006-12-10 18:19:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are by far the funniest person I have ever come across on the internet. Would you happen to be good looking and single?
2006-12-10 18:05:07 · answer #4 · answered by micky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another great one, thumbs up, 10/10.
Didn't LMAO as it wasn't that kind, but I did get goosebumps at the end, how weird is that.
2006-12-10 20:57:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ! ha!ha!ha! that's one of the best ones Ive heard ill have to give you 11/10 for that
2006-12-10 18:37:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK! He's probably still at Tommy's house.
2006-12-10 17:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ho? I was like holy **** you think that this is funny? Until I read the p.s part. LOL Good joke.
2006-12-10 18:05:29 · answer #8 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats original, reminds me of some kids today !!! ;)
2006-12-10 19:41:56 · answer #9 · answered by HDRocky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ...
but what about Stacy?
If John is at Tommy's, is she all on her own?
2006-12-10 18:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by echo c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shall remember that when i
get bad grades in the future!!
2006-12-10 18:13:04 · answer #11 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋