Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
2006-12-10 17:49:24 · 8 answers · asked by hey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
are they really that thick think its just a myth enjoyed them 8/10
2006-12-10 20:31:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was watching tv in bed, and my blond wife called me into the living room. i asked her what she wanted. she said she was working on a jigsaw puzzle and couldn't get it started. i asked her what the puzzle picture was, and she said it was supposed to be a tiger. so i got out of bed, checked what she was doing and said " honey, you go on to bed, and i'll put these frosted flakes back in the box."
2006-12-10 18:03:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-10 17:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. LOL Thank goodness I'm a brunette!
2006-12-10 18:02:46 · answer #4 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....
very good 9/10
2006-12-10 18:27:30 · answer #5 · answered by bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I work with her...
2006-12-10 17:52:10 · answer #6 · answered by Jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, cute
2006-12-10 18:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by just another answer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why all your jokes are so funny.
2006-12-10 18:02:14 · answer #8 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋