Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on.
It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Holiday Season Begins....
2006-12-10 17:51:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i knew that carol she never let me go home wa her panties great 10/10
2006-12-10 18:40:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carols symbolizes Christmas . funny
2006-12-11 01:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by David 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty good! Merry Christmas!
2006-12-11 01:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by Jeal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at first I was Carlos I don't get it but at a second glance ,oh Carols I get it yeah that's funny.
2006-12-11 02:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by CALIBOY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carols, funny!!
2006-12-11 01:53:09 · answer #5 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it the other night. But good joke.
2006-12-11 02:00:45 · answer #6 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So So funny will be telling that one around lol !
2006-12-11 03:43:57 · answer #7 · answered by HDRocky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes are actually funny that is unusual because jokes usually suck.
2006-12-11 01:54:59 · answer #8 · answered by mrlebowski99 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good i will have to tell carol that one
2006-12-11 09:12:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very
2006-12-11 01:55:27 · answer #10 · answered by mute_tourette 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋