An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old
buggy one cold
blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My
hands are freezing
cold." the mother replied "Put them between your legs.
Your body heat
will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands
warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend
who said, "My
hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them
between my legs.
The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and
warmed his
hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy
with the
daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied
"Put it between
my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did
and warmed
his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving
with the daughter
and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy
with her
mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever
heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do
you ask?" The
daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when
they defrost,
don't they?"
2006-12-10 17:48:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahah very funny, especially because i live in amish country, pennsylvania!
2006-12-10 17:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Rabeka♦ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2006-12-10 17:51:26 · answer #2 · answered by Star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Nice. Hey can I share one, it's one of those dirty super heroes joke, maybe you heard it before. Anyways here it is:
On a nice afternoon Superman and Batman were on a hill overlooking a wide field where there stood a big tree in the distance.
Superman squinting over under the tree says to Batman, "Wow! Look Batman, I think I see Wonder Woman naked under that tree over there with her legs spread!"
Batman replies, "No way Superman. What's she doing?"
Superman replies, "Oh wow, She's looking all horny and hot and moaning with pleasure! I think she wants to get laid bad!"
Then Batman suggests, "No way! Then why don't you fly down over there and give her you signature super screw!"
"Super idea Batman! Watch this and see how fast I will swoop down and give it to her super hard!"
Then Superman swoops down faster than a speeding bullet and flies back to where Batman is.
"Well? Well? Tell me about it?", asks Batman
"WOOW! Dude, Batman that had to be like the tightest pu s sy I ever super sscrewed!"
Now to where Wonder Woman is laying...
"Sh it!! What the hell was that!!?!?" asks Wonder Woman with a startle.
"I don't know . But damm, I felt something go way up my as s!!" replies THE INVISIBLE MAN.
2006-12-10 18:02:57 · answer #3 · answered by chaseki 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
3 stars
2006-12-10 17:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by IMHO 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah! Is was good, I hardly can Wait 'till Friday to tell the guys at the pub, LOL.
2006-12-10 17:51:51 · answer #5 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2006-12-10 17:50:14 · answer #6 · answered by wjb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious.7 out of 10.
2006-12-10 18:01:34 · answer #7 · answered by yo-yo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-10 17:51:26 · answer #8 · answered by jare bare 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that was funny. I think the Bush and Clinton joke was funnier.
2006-12-10 17:53:06 · answer #9 · answered by micky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did chuckle I confess, but then again I'm not Amish.
2006-12-10 17:52:34 · answer #10 · answered by dressed_2_kill_2008 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋