Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2006

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."

"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

2006-12-10 01:25:32 · 16 answers · asked by Tristyn 1 in Jokes & Riddles

How does it make you feel?

2006-12-10 01:25:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I asked the question eariler whetere you have more male or female friends, from what I'm reading I'm getting the impression woment don't get a long very well?

Alot of you said that other women were gossipy or b*itch*y or cat like?

Is this true?

What's the real Deal Women?

2006-12-10 01:24:28 · 21 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-10 01:23:33 · 12 answers · asked by jon b 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-10 01:22:31 · 18 answers · asked by OOGLY 4 in Polls & Surveys

is it better to put resources into developing ones own scripts and productions or was film school a useful vehicle for you?

(....i am leaning towards building community and creating our own path around our good scripts...... my scripts)

(the result i am looking for, for me and my community is to be writing producing main stream feature films by December 2008.)

2006-12-10 01:21:58 · 2 answers · asked by ? 3 in Movies

i need someone who is as crazy as me, and i need them to not be afraid of a little sword-play!... also the ability to weild a large warhammer would be useful too!...

anybody wanna be my partner in crime!?, i promise it will be fun!, come on!!, whos with me?!

:D hehe

2006-12-10 01:21:34 · 7 answers · asked by Thor the Mighty 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-10 01:21:06 · 14 answers · asked by gemma d 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-10 01:20:41 · 13 answers · asked by PETER D 1 in Celebrities

Oh my God! I just answered a question about lighthouses and it all came flooding back! Was it a book ?

2006-12-10 01:20:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 01:20:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

In 9 Months How Many Little Elfs Will Be Born , HEHEHE?

2006-12-10 01:20:02 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

lock em up for life i say

2006-12-10 01:19:42 · 13 answers · asked by bestofintent 2 in Polls & Surveys

party til there carrot falls off

2006-12-10 01:18:53 · 16 answers · asked by BIG JOHN 4 in Polls & Surveys

tell me what really happens

2 legs sat on 3 legs with 1 leg on the table. 4 legs took 1 leg from 2 legs and ran off with it. 2 legs stood up and threw 3 legs at 4 legs. 4 legs dropped 1 leg and ran off. 2 leg picked up 1 leg, ran it under the tap and started eating it

2006-12-10 01:18:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-10 01:16:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-10 01:16:15 · 10 answers · asked by j victor 1 in Music

And invited them over for coffee without your knowledge?

2006-12-10 01:16:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 01:14:17 · 11 answers · asked by TheQuestion 3 in Music

a box of kleenex for christmas

2006-12-10 01:13:50 · 12 answers · asked by BIG JOHN 4 in Polls & Surveys

why did she hang her pussy out for all to see if i did that would be in jail

2006-12-10 01:12:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I'm considering trying it again, so far I've only tried 3 in my hole life. Just to see why so many people do it.

2006-12-10 01:12:18 · 37 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 01:12:12 · 1 answers · asked by suzierpa 1 in Music

I wouldn't, especially Edna and that Moxie chick.

2006-12-10 01:12:10 · 19 answers · asked by Acting Coy. 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 01:11:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Tell me some news that will make me both happy and sad at the same time". So she says "Your c*ck is bigger than your brothers!".

2006-12-10 01:10:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You are making the music industry a joke. Stop voting for X Factor contestants and look carefully at talented artists who are missing out on the publicity.

Instead of voting for Ray - treat you ears to some Richard Hawley at www.myspace.com/richardhawley and then spend your £1.50 this week on purchasing "Coles Corner" by Richard Hawley. Better still buy the album. You'll love it.

Instead of voting for Leona - listen to Candie Payne at www.myspace.com/candiepayne as soon as you do you'll realise what you've been missing out so nip to the shop and spend this weeks £1.50 one of her singles "Take Me", All I Need to Hear" or "I Wish"

Wouldn't it be nice if some real British talent was No 1 this Christmas. I'll be buying Little Man Tate's "Man I Hate Your Band". I strongly recommend you join me.

2006-12-10 01:09:42 · 13 answers · asked by Mark S 1 in Music

LIGHTHOUSE ???

2006-12-10 01:08:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 01:08:37 · 2 answers · asked by BlackIce Mikel 3 in Celebrities

2006-12-10 01:08:19 · 8 answers · asked by In and Out 2 in Music