A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."
"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
2006-12-10 01:25:32 · 16 answers · asked by Tristyn 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA!!!!!! really very very nice////thanks
keep posting..ur really good
2006-12-10 01:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by catty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG now thats a way to start my morning. Good one
2006-12-10 09:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by latrece81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. came across it once but that doesn't ever take the laugh out of it. absolutely wonderful.
2006-12-10 10:46:34 · answer #3 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD THIS IS AN EXCELLENT JOKE! (still laughing, loooooooooooooooooooool!)
2006-12-10 09:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by Annietska 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very nice 10/10
2006-12-10 09:55:37 · answer #5 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOL very funny
2006-12-10 10:35:24 · answer #6 · answered by sophie_bbz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great! i've heard that one before, but it's still a lol!!!!
2006-12-10 10:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by lilmissperfect_2013 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-10 09:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by nisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he
good one
2006-12-10 09:45:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, you should keep on posting!!!
2006-12-10 09:33:41 · answer #10 · answered by Rhiannon. Stay[[+]] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋