Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2006

A retired man goes to the Social Security office to apply for his pension.After waiting in line for a long time he got to the counter.The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age.He looked in his pockets and realized that he left his wallet at home.He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home.Will I have to go home and come back?The woman says"unbutton your shirt". So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.She says that silver hair is proof enough for me and she processed his application.When he gets home the man excitedly tells his wife about his experiance at the Social Security office.She said you should have dropped your pants,you might have qualified for disability too.

2006-12-08 09:06:53 · 28 answers · asked by a m 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I was on when I turned on the TV and WHAT THE HELL!? Worst acting/writing/soap opera I have ever seen. Ever.

2006-12-08 09:06:52 · 10 answers · asked by Moxie Crimefighter 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 09:06:00 · 24 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 09:05:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-08 09:05:18 · 14 answers · asked by screaming frenzy 5 in Polls & Surveys

Run around screaming and toppling over everything even other peoples shopping carts. Run around the store about two times and run out of the store still screaming.

2006-12-08 09:04:00 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 09:03:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

IT GOES LIKE THIS:to the left, to the left everything you own in a box to left

2006-12-08 09:03:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-08 09:03:07 · 11 answers · asked by solo dude 1 in Celebrities

doesn't wear a bra...With me being in charge of Health & Safety should i have a word with her about this cause,one of these days,she is going to take someones eye out with them...

2006-12-08 09:03:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm listening to Nirvana and i was just wondering.

I think Kurt would have brought back the Grunge movement and he would have divorced Cortney Love, and he might have even created his own reality show...who knows? LOL

2006-12-08 09:02:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-08 09:02:09 · 4 answers · asked by MARKOS KRUGER 5 in Music

Why is Swiper the Fox so hard-headed? Why doesn't he stop after the 1st time?

That sneaky fox.

2006-12-08 09:01:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

it says, "have a drink, have a smoke". thats the only line i know.its possibly indie or something.

2006-12-08 09:01:26 · 3 answers · asked by L.A. WOMAN 2 in Music

Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."

2006-12-08 09:01:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside...

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
- “Sh*t!, that must be my husband!”

So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
- I’m your husband, you bi*ch!!!

So the woman answers:
- Oh, yeah?!! And why were you fu*king running?!! You son of a b*tch!

2006-12-08 09:01:05 · 24 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

in the next episode will rob get a girlfriend..cuz i saw a door about mate or something:(!

2006-12-08 09:00:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-08 09:00:37 · 3 answers · asked by munchkin 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Which do you prefer?

2006-12-08 09:00:25 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I always liked Oprah, but lately the show is just a boring drag. The other day I tuned in for the first time in ages, and she said that Caucasian woman like to be friends with their kids, but African American mothers know how to discipline. I thought that was WAY out of line. How dare she venture to think she knows what goes on in my head. What a stereotype? I think I'm done with her!

2006-12-08 09:00:24 · 18 answers · asked by Ricky 6 in Television

2006-12-08 08:59:53 · 9 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

please tell me if casino royale involves blood. i am squimish and hate scenes with a lot of blood.

2006-12-08 08:59:44 · 7 answers · asked by summer_510 2 in Movies

can you guys let me know what the best song is that you can play and if you have a video for it.........i'm sure i'd love them all....!

2006-12-08 08:59:17 · 5 answers · asked by nemofish 4 in Music

2006-12-08 08:59:09 · 12 answers · asked by Book of Changes 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg
when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came
over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed
the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says,
'my name's Sam' ".

The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought
it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what
would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up,
"I'd fall off the perch you idiot!!!"

2006-12-08 08:58:49 · 18 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

DOES ANY ONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND
A PICTURE OR VIDEO OF VENOM IN SP 3!

2006-12-08 08:58:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Since she is out partying and showing off her private parts, who has the kids? She deserves the award for Worst Mother of the Year. I feel so sad for those little boys.

2006-12-08 08:58:36 · 12 answers · asked by Sandy B 3 in Celebrities

whats different between the ps2 and ps3 apart from better design and probs better graphix

2006-12-08 08:58:15 · 8 answers · asked by xx gemma xx 1 in Other - Entertainment

sorry people no way in da world they breakin up because thats just not true. Btw who will see go with if she breaks up wit him. Not happening.
Any 1 disagree?
Btw eminem, nas, jay-z are sum sik lyricists

2006-12-08 08:58:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Since sheis out partying and showing off her private parts, who has the kids? She deserves the award for Worst Mother of the Year. I feel so sad for those little boys.

2006-12-08 08:57:40 · 8 answers · asked by Sandy B 3 in Celebrities