A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside...
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
- “Sh*t!, that must be my husband!”
So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
- I’m your husband, you bi*ch!!!
So the woman answers:
- Oh, yeah?!! And why were you fu*king running?!! You son of a b*tch!
2006-12-08 09:01:05 · 24 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it, loved it. I needed cheering up thank you.
Hey thanks for the reply to mine, hope you have dried you tears!
2006-12-08 09:08:33 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good 8 outa 10
2006-12-08 17:10:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
7/10.
2006-12-08 17:38:34 · answer #3 · answered by pageys 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
another good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2006-12-08 17:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL thats funny.
2006-12-08 17:05:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did my wife actually tell you about that? The nasty person!
2006-12-08 17:11:14 · answer #6 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-12-08 17:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by darkliquid_dreams 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry not funny
2006-12-08 17:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Very funny - keep 'em coming!!!
2006-12-08 17:10:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL, I will have to remember that
2006-12-08 17:06:25 · answer #10 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋