A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg
when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came
over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed
the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says,
'my name's Sam' ".
The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought
it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what
would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up,
"I'd fall off the perch you idiot!!!"
2006-12-08 08:58:49 · 18 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny. 10/10
2006-12-08 09:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
your on a roll 9/10
2006-12-08 09:18:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
good 1 lol 10/10 x
2006-12-08 09:08:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I see you still haven't bought a decent joke book
2006-12-08 09:48:32 · answer #4 · answered by Jules 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very Funny ...... but answer me one thing about pets ... Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
2006-12-08 09:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Old peoples home.
2006-12-08 09:40:34 · answer #6 · answered by pageys 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thats kind of funny.
2006-12-08 09:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by wchseagles4 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny as well but i liked the rambling rose joke better
2006-12-08 09:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by Deirdre O 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that was mildly entertaining. not as funny as the other one.
2006-12-08 09:03:21 · answer #9 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-12-08 16:41:59 · answer #10 · answered by csnape2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋