Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2006

2006-12-08 00:34:02 · 12 answers · asked by joke hole 1 in Polls & Surveys

i was thinking of peeing outside whn she has to go and then she'll smell mine and think "oh i guess pee pee goes outside" and the she'll pee too. think it'll work?

2006-12-08 00:33:54 · 5 answers · asked by yo 2 in Polls & Surveys

Could u imagine seeing a clown face on a cow as you're driving down the road?

2006-12-08 00:33:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ace frehley was a KISS member

2006-12-08 00:33:20 · 4 answers · asked by kat k 1 in Celebrities

Sending an email to someone, and getting a "Failure Delivery" notice OR Visiting a Web page, and that site being shut down

2006-12-08 00:33:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There are 3 Gold fish with me,
I take care of them daily...
They always swim happy...
They dont die or grow older..
Even i dont attend for an year,they live happy with no one around...
How can this possibly be...?

2006-12-08 00:32:25 · 7 answers · asked by ☺•˚ºo(█?) 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-08 00:31:52 · 8 answers · asked by TheDudeAbides 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 00:30:08 · 16 answers · asked by Candy 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-08 00:28:11 · 16 answers · asked by catweazle 5 in Polls & Surveys

did anyone see the episode where he opened a gift shop/museum in colbert county alabama? does anyone have it recorded or know where i can find it online?

2006-12-08 00:26:40 · 1 answers · asked by Lucy 2 in Television

2006-12-08 00:25:53 · 20 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

jehovah's town,
his army are here to stay,
the large penis spud,
sharp pain,
destroyed by the hurricane,
they used to be male,
one who resides on raised ground,
adders on a flat surface.

2006-12-08 00:25:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm just looking for opinions here.

The best supported answer -- even if I don't agree with you -- earns 10 points.

2006-12-08 00:24:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes
in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably
won't remember but you were in a serious accident on the motorway.
You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but something
happened. I'm trying to break this gently but your penis was chopped off
in the wreck and we were unable to find it."

The bloke groans a bit, but the doctor goes on "But it's going to be
alright, we have the technology now to build you a new one that will
work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But the thing is, it
doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch".

The bloke perks up at this, even though it's a thousand pounds an inch.

"So the thing is" the doctor says, " it's for you to decide how many
inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife.
I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a
nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one
before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she
might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a vital role in
helping you make the decision."

So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the
next day. "So" says the doctor "Have you spoken with your wife?"
"I have," says the fellow. "And has she helped you in making the
decision?" "She has," says the bloke."And what is it?" asks the doctor.

The bloke looks up and says "We're having a new kitchen".

2006-12-08 00:24:40 · 9 answers · asked by biggsy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone remember Chorlton and the Wheelies?
Kids program years ago.

2006-12-08 00:24:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Is the "trailer" on many DVD's that warns about "illegal downloading is stealing" allowed to be reproduced?
I would assume it's copyrighted, but I would think they would also want to spread the message.

2006-12-08 00:24:07 · 6 answers · asked by Kari 4 in Movies

Everytime I have slept with a girl they keep calling me tri-pod the following morning.

I dont get it though!!

Do they think I'm a cameraman or something?

2006-12-08 00:23:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 00:23:40 · 9 answers · asked by TheDudeAbides 6 in Polls & Surveys

Yes, I'm jealous

2006-12-08 00:22:40 · 9 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

Everytime I hear that song it makes me think of if it was some sort of omen for Freddy Mercury's death. "put a gun up to his head pulled my trigger now he's dead". It makes me wonder if he knew he had AIDS or if it's just a coincendence. Does anybody know what that song really means?

2006-12-08 00:22:05 · 14 answers · asked by K-E-G 4 in Music

2006-12-08 00:21:55 · 7 answers · asked by Candy 2 in Polls & Surveys

Mines 'Someone to watch over me' where he has the stalker at the CB awards

2006-12-08 00:21:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

what is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die

2006-12-08 00:20:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-08 00:20:11 · 10 answers · asked by Candy 2 in Polls & Surveys

it

2006-12-08 00:19:42 · 14 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

Half a dog.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.


Where do you find a dog with two legs?
Not far from where you left it.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't. It's cruel.

In tomorrow's lesson we will talk about cats.

2006-12-08 00:18:09 · 16 answers · asked by BravoWon 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i think someone told me dat it's title was one last but when i tried to search for its lyrics, i found no match! I think its title wasn't really one last. I really like dat song though i just heard it once.

2006-12-08 00:17:57 · 3 answers · asked by clueless 1 in Music

2006-12-08 00:17:55 · 5 answers · asked by Gib 1 in Jokes & Riddles

My favourite is in "Plug In Baby" by Muse. Here's a link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_WmoCAD6KY

2006-12-08 00:17:19 · 3 answers · asked by Rosie 2 in Music

A) Blue

B) Purple

C) Green

2006-12-08 00:17:03 · 20 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys