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jehovah's town,
his army are here to stay,
the large penis spud,
sharp pain,
destroyed by the hurricane,
they used to be male,
one who resides on raised ground,
adders on a flat surface.

2006-12-08 00:25:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

"Jehovah" is the personal name of God, in the English language.

It's not exactly wrong to call the Almighty by the impersonal "God", just as it's not wrong to call one's offspring "Child". If we want a familiar and close relationship, however, it makes sense to use the personal name of someone we love. The Scriptures encourage us to use God's personal name.

The name “Yahweh” (or “Yehowah”) does seem to accurately pronounce the divine name in Hebrew. Just as the Hebrew name “Yeshua” (or “Yehoshua”) is translated into “Jesus” in English, the Hebrew name “Yahweh” is translated into “Jehovah” in English.

The important thing is to use God’s personal name in whatever language you speak, rather than insisting upon the impersonal! The name “Yahweh” is certainly preferable to the non-name “God” or “Lord”, especially if you speak Hebrew. If you speak English, feel free to use the name "Jehovah".

(Psalms 83:18) That people may know that you, whose name is Jehovah, You alone are the Most High over all the earth

(John 17:26) [Jesus said] I have made your name known to them and will make it known, in order that the love with which you loved me may be in them

Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/na/

2006-12-08 01:10:56 · answer #1 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 1 1

This is the best I can do:

jehovah's town = City of God
his army are here to stay = ?
the large penis spud = The Great Dictator
sharp pain = The Sting
destroyed by the hurricane = Blown Away
they used to be male = ?
one who resides on raised ground = King of the Hill
adders on a flat surface = Snakes on a Plane

2006-12-08 05:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by 12BNBDA 3 · 0 0

In No Particular Order, Salams Lot,The Six Million Dollar Man, Mrs Potato Head Gets Laid,Mississippi Burning, Queens Of The Desert, King Of The Hill And Slitherin.

2006-12-08 00:39:20 · answer #3 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0 0

I think the first one might be Jerusalem's Lot, after that I have no idea. lol. Cool question, though. :D

2006-12-08 00:31:06 · answer #4 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0 0

YEAH

2006-12-08 00:27:56 · answer #5 · answered by COOL 3 · 0 1

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