Half a dog.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
Where do you find a dog with two legs?
Not far from where you left it.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't. It's cruel.
In tomorrow's lesson we will talk about cats.
2006-12-08 00:18:09 · 16 answers · asked by BravoWon 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll tell it
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
Where do you find a cat with no legs?
Where you left it.
Where do you find a cat with two legs?
Not far from where you left it.
What do you call a cat with no legs?
You don't. It's cruel.
2006-12-08 00:22:14 · answer #1 · answered by Ryan J 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Such A Versatile Joke Just Replace Dog Or Cat With Horse Or Frog, Lemming Or Goat, Basically Anything With More Than Two Legs Works. Now That's What I Call Recycling!
2006-12-08 08:30:33 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Doggedly waiting till tomorrow.
2006-12-08 08:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by PETER COOPER 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This cracked Me up - literally!!!
Thanks so much for the laugh!
Merry Christmas
2006-12-08 08:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by MommaSchmitt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a good job I don't have a dog!!!..lol
2006-12-08 08:22:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell the cat ones.....
Thanx
2006-12-08 08:20:49 · answer #6 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HEY I LOVE MY DOG AND HE HAS ALL FOUR OF HIS LEGS..LOL
2006-12-08 08:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have true doggie style !
2006-12-08 09:01:28 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! x
2006-12-08 09:05:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"what has 2 legs and bleeds?"
A lady during menstruation
2006-12-08 08:27:03 · answer #10 · answered by JKnight81 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋