Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

Speed Limit


An old man was driving down the Interstate at 22 miles per hour, never going faster or slower.

A police officer noticed and followed him for a while, then pulled him over.

Before the officer could even get to the car, the man was saying, 'I was not speeding, the speed limit is 22 miles per hour and that is exactly what I was doing, I was not speeding.'

The police officer said, 'I didn't pull you over for speeding, I pulled you over for going too slow.'

'But the sign says 22.'

The officer explained that he was on Interstate 22.

As the man shook his head, the officer noticed that there were three older ladies in the back of the car.

All of them were sitting with their mouths hanging open and spit drooling down the side. Their faces were very white and their hair was completely messy.

The police officer leaned toward the man and asked, 'What's wrong with them?'

'Well, we just came off Interstate 134.'

2006-12-06 13:50:36 · 14 answers · asked by burnt bob 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Hi! My younger crazy brother is in his 1st year at uni.He's formed this tribute band with some others & they're playing at the student ball next week. They want to give themselves a funny tongue-in-cheek Christmas- themed name for their band. any suggestions?

2006-12-06 13:50:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Psh, zac efron is FINE!!!

2006-12-06 13:50:22 · 16 answers · asked by CSWS♥ 2 in Celebrities

Is anyone else absolutly addicted to GH...I LOVE IT!!

2006-12-06 13:50:02 · 7 answers · asked by rhsqt06 1 in Television

i really need to know what cartoon charcter said which way did he go George

2006-12-06 13:49:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

...but instead of Santa and his reindeer on the roof, it was FrankNFurter doing the Floor Show?

2006-12-06 13:49:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if i kick my dogs off the couch they will find someting to lay on. i just had one pull a sock out of the laundy pile that i was folding, put it on the floor and layed on it.

2006-12-06 13:49:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's the Macy's comercial holiday shopping theme song. It's by The Beatles but it's a remake. Song title: "From me to you"

Lyrics.....
If theres anything that you want,
If there's anything that you need
...
....
...
From me to you...

Thx

2006-12-06 13:49:34 · 4 answers · asked by EUROxB@B3 1 in Movies

i was wondering how realistic would it be to make a porno video and take it to get multiplied and sell it on the net if its a DECENT film

2006-12-06 13:49:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

He's calling me everyday after we haven't spoke in years. He wants to be back in my life. He used to rape me, beat me, and make me do all kinds of things. Should I give him another chance or confront him about everything? Should I just tell him that I want him out of my life for good? I really need help with this, so please, no rude answers.

2006-12-06 13:49:15 · 19 answers · asked by Perfectly Insane 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 13:49:08 · 9 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Television

2006-12-06 13:48:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-06 13:48:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

These are old shows. One show per clue.
1. "Just one more thing ..."
2. "And good morning to you, Boo Boo."
3. "Stifle!"
4. "Elizabeth, I'm coming!"
5. "Up your nose with a rubber hose"
6. "We've got a really big show!"
7. "You've got spunk. I hate spunk."

2006-12-06 13:48:36 · 17 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Television

I saw it yesterday (12/5/06), and my cousin and I were confused. We couldn't tell if he was gay, bi, striaght or who knows...My brain broke.

2006-12-06 13:47:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Long arm of the law


A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the
metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway
patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him. No problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as
he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he thought,
"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense", pulled over
to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of
the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing
her back."

"Have a good day, sir," said the Trooper.

2006-12-06 13:47:18 · 10 answers · asked by burnt bob 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-12-06 13:46:52 · 2 answers · asked by Gardenfoot 4 in Polls & Surveys

Brian and Roxy. They are the friends names. Go to the link to see what they are for.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmelDWRmq6Pq0gtA9HWWIavsy6IX?qid=20061206183717AA4vUgr

2006-12-06 13:46:50 · 6 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

do u have that old indian colleague? i love him
do u have that good friend (who was dumped by his indian gf)? i love him too
do u have seniors that wanna fackbuddy u?
do u have black friends who is so funny n cool?
i wish i work in that company. full of colourful ppl n friendly n nice.

2006-12-06 13:45:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

And do you have a favorite word?

2006-12-06 13:45:30 · 16 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have a date tonight and I am so nervious. He seems nice so far and tonight this will be our first date so if anyone can answer me that would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you!

2006-12-06 13:44:53 · 10 answers · asked by Tammy 2 in Horoscopes

This animated Christmas story begins on Christmas Eve where an town waits to see if Santa Claus will visit after a teenage boy Mouse writes a scandalous letter to the editor about Santa. The story then flashes back to the beginning and explains all the plot points that I can't remember. To intice Santa Nick, the clock maker makes a giant town clock which on the stroke of Midnight will play a tune that goes something like -

Christmas is calling
Santa Santa
(something)
Santa Santa
Come along Kris Kringle Down the Milky Way
Christmas time is coming
Santa, we need you today

This is driving me BONKERS! If anyone knows the title of this movie, I will be forever grateful!

2006-12-06 13:44:51 · 6 answers · asked by Thyestian 4 in Movies

abe lincon baby!

2006-12-06 13:44:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My last question for the night, hopefully... Inspired by "She Hates Me" by Puddle of Mudd... I'm listening to it right now-- it cracks me up.

2006-12-06 13:44:24 · 25 answers · asked by Salma 4 in Polls & Surveys

what are some of the heaviest bands that are still making good music

2006-12-06 13:44:08 · 11 answers · asked by Kris 3 in Music

One day there was a barber who wished to do good deeds and he decided that he would give free haircuts for a week inorder to fulfill his dream.

The first day a policeman walked into the barber shop. After his hair was done, he handed $5 to the barber but the barber refused politely.
The policeman left with a smile on his lips
The next day the barber found a box of doughnuts by his doorway.

On the second day, a florist walked into the shop. After the barber was done with his hair he handed $5 to the barber, but again, the barber turned the money down with a kind smile.
The florist left the shop with a grin.
The next day, the barber found a basket of beautifully cut roses for him.

On the third day, A democrat walked into the barber shop. After the barber was done with his hair, he handed the fee to the barber, but like all the other customers, was turned down.
The democrat left the shop with a smile .


the next day barb found 10 other democrats waiting for free haircuts

2006-12-06 13:44:03 · 5 answers · asked by . 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What jobs that pay above the minimum wage, which are not connected to the fast food or retail sales industry, are available to a friend of mine who never finished high school. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but i wouldn't call him stupid either.

2006-12-06 13:44:01 · 10 answers · asked by Jumpin' Jack Flash 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 13:43:51 · 16 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 13:43:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i tried to pronounce it but then it didn't sound right. it sounded like something else.

2006-12-06 13:43:02 · 4 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys