Long arm of the law
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the
metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway
patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him. No problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as
he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he thought,
"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense", pulled over
to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of
the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing
her back."
"Have a good day, sir," said the Trooper.
2006-12-06 13:47:18 · 10 answers · asked by burnt bob 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dude, that joke made me drop a deuce.
2006-12-06 13:51:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.
I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.
I couldn't stop laughing.
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2006-12-06 21:49:52 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-12-06 21:48:54 · answer #3 · answered by big T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahah You are to cute
2006-12-06 21:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Miley Cyrus♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard this one..really funny..thanks for the laugh
2006-12-06 22:15:54 · answer #5 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is good, Thank you soo much, You just made my night!!!!
Have a great day!!!!!
Adam D.
2006-12-06 21:54:25 · answer #6 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not exactly but close to this one. Yes.
2006-12-06 21:50:27 · answer #7 · answered by Just curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, i've heard it before, but it gets funnier every time i read it!
2006-12-06 21:48:56 · answer #8 · answered by Sultana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i havent herd this before but rofl
2006-12-06 22:10:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one... thanks for sharing
2006-12-06 22:47:09 · answer #10 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋