One day there was a barber who wished to do good deeds and he decided that he would give free haircuts for a week inorder to fulfill his dream.
The first day a policeman walked into the barber shop. After his hair was done, he handed $5 to the barber but the barber refused politely.
The policeman left with a smile on his lips
The next day the barber found a box of doughnuts by his doorway.
On the second day, a florist walked into the shop. After the barber was done with his hair he handed $5 to the barber, but again, the barber turned the money down with a kind smile.
The florist left the shop with a grin.
The next day, the barber found a basket of beautifully cut roses for him.
On the third day, A democrat walked into the barber shop. After the barber was done with his hair, he handed the fee to the barber, but like all the other customers, was turned down.
The democrat left the shop with a smile .
the next day barb found 10 other democrats waiting for free haircuts
2006-12-06 13:44:03 · 5 answers · asked by . 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it, funny!
Prolly true tho.
2006-12-06 13:46:21 · answer #1 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should tell it right. The democrat shared the information with a republican friend who sold the information about free haircuts for a dollar, but only to democrats. He didn't sell to republicans because he didn't want them working his scam and getting in on the action.
2006-12-06 14:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by Kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a Dem. and even I thought that was relatively amusing!
2006-12-06 13:46:52 · answer #3 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo!
2006-12-06 13:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by Albert H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2006-12-06 14:11:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋