Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

2006-12-06 14:17:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hey Doc!
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, 'I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore.'

'Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.'

So, the worried fellow returned with his wife the following day. The doctor greeted the coupled and then said, 'Please remove your clothes, Mrs. Thomas.' The woman obliged and removed her clothing. 'Okay, now turn all the way around... Now, lie down please... Uh-huh, I see.

Alright, you can put your clothes back on.' While the woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the husband aside. 'You're in perfect health,' he said to the man. 'Your wife didn't give me an erection either.'

2006-12-06 14:17:22 · 6 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Jokes & Riddles

( In case there is nmore than one movie...the ORIGINAL movie. I'll give you the year of the movie.)
1. "Are we having fun,yet?" 1981
2. "Dazzle me,Maggie." 1988
3. "Well, nobody's perfect." 1959
4. " How did you find America?"
"Turned left at Greenland." 1964
5. "Nice dam, huh? Do you want to go first, or should I?" Also: "Say it! Say it! Say 'I lost the nest-egg.' Go on, say it!" 1985
6. "Now hold it, hold it. We're about to accuse Haldeman, who only happens to be the second most important man in this country, of conducting a criminal conspiracy from inside the White House. It would be nice if we were right." 1976

2006-12-06 14:17:21 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

2006-12-06 14:15:28 · 10 answers · asked by hot one 2 in Movies

I do.... too much.

And i want to stop.

Any tips would be well appreciated.

2006-12-06 14:15:26 · 30 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

...freely admit to liking Phil Collins, to the extent of sampling his music for their own tracks, while so many ''ordinary" people refuse to admit they ever listen to him? I'm talking about bling artists who are obsessed with looking cool. Phil Collins is, according to the majority of the UK, the epitome of ''anti-cool''. People must like the guy secretly though, as all his albums have very high sales!

At this point I will stand up and declare my problem to the Yahoo Answers group: my name is wildamberhoney, and I'm a Phil Collins fan. (D'ya think there's a 12step program I can follow to cure me?)

Opinions please!

2006-12-06 14:14:40 · 10 answers · asked by Wildamberhoney 6 in Music

It goes like this : This is for the girls, who never had a broken heart, who wished they had and could be stopped."
it someting like that , can you guys help me??
please and thank you.

2006-12-06 14:14:18 · 10 answers · asked by jenette 3 in Music

Yummy....Yummy....Yummy


Justin

Best olive story gets 10 points...

2006-12-06 14:13:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 14:13:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

At a resort club in France, a romantic Frenchman spots an American lady tourist entering the dining section. He swiftly rushes to her assistance, with his usual charm and his obviously attractive dialect, "Bonjour, madamoiselle." "Bonjour!" She answers back, "Can you........?" and before she could finish her sentence, the Frenchman interrupts to say, "Anysing, yes I can, for you. Ma cherrie." He takes her hand, kisses her palm, licks her fingers romantically and then continues saying, "Just as beautiful and sweet as you are, your fingers are. What is this tasty lotion you use, ma cherrie? And if I may ask, what is this you wanted to be assisted in?"

The lady (at that time very impressed) answered, "I've just been changing my baby's diaper's, he has been suffering from serious diarrhea. So, I just wanted to know where I could wash my hands."

2006-12-06 14:13:33 · 9 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Don't know how much longer I'll be awake, but I have to ask this one, even though I'm a metal babe. That doesn't exclude me from other genres though & Sarah is a fantastic singer. Btw, please include any comments as to why you like what you like, or whatever you want...and thank you for answering!

2006-12-06 14:13:05 · 17 answers · asked by Shadow 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 14:12:24 · 3 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 14:11:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Your're gonna leave us alone in this creepy old house

2006-12-06 14:11:13 · 14 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

I love the show One Tree Hill. But it comes on at 9:00pm. And my parents make me go to bed at 9:15. So I practicly missed 45 minutes every episode. And I go crazy!!!!!!!!! But my parents hate that I watch the show so they wont buy me the DVD. What do I do?

2006-12-06 14:11:09 · 12 answers · asked by R. S. 2 in Television

My favorite is either The Da Vinci Code or Angels and Demons. Both great books. I am reading The Firm right now.

2006-12-06 14:10:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In case you're not sure what movie I'm talking about it's the one with Reese Witherspoon, Aylissa Alano?, and Mark Wahlberg,There's a song that play's in the background, when Reese Witherspoon first see's Mark Wahlberg as he's shooting pool upstairs??
p.s.
***Not**** Wildhorses***
$$$$$$$$$5.00 USA to FIRST correct answer$$$$$$$$$$

I've been trying to find this out for years!

2006-12-06 14:10:12 · 3 answers · asked by jbay06 2 in Movies

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had
selected the following items:
A half-gallon of 2% milk, A half carton of eggs, A quart of
orange juice, A small head of romaine lettuce, A 2-pound can of
coffee, And a 1-pound package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt an saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity got the better ofher, so she said
"You know what, you're absolutely right. How on earth did you
know that?"
The drunk replied,
“Cause you're ugly!

2006-12-06 14:10:01 · 8 answers · asked by Bad Example 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't mean insane to the point where they need to be institutionalized. My granny is the craziest person I know....here are some of the things she's done:

1. Called the police because she thought there was a UFO outside the house. It was late at night and the box on the phone poll was sparking.....the police had a good laugh.

2. When ever she had the youngest of her kids still living with her she would fall asleep on the couch waiting for him to get home. When he would get home though she would wake up and just stare at him for a minute and then scream her head off...

3. She ate lotion one Christmas eve....it was nut butter lotion. She took her a finger full of it and then said "What kind of crapola (not sure how to spell that word, or if it is even a word) is this?"....the next day she took a bite of peanut butter fudge with cranberry sauce. She thought the fudge was a bite of turkey.

4. We were going into E.C. Porters (a grocery store for those of you who don't know) and they had ribbons up. She saw the shadow of one and thought it was a snake. She hollered pretty loudly.

There are crazier things that she has done but I don't have enough room to tell you even one of them.

2006-12-06 14:09:57 · 25 answers · asked by Led*Zep*Babe 5 in Polls & Surveys

What day?

2006-12-06 14:09:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I need the lyrics to 8mm-Forever and Ever , and the song The Truth by La Rocca... please and thankyou.

2006-12-06 14:09:04 · 10 answers · asked by girly7 2 in Music

I was wondering where i could buy VH1's documentry The Drug Years on DVD or Videosince its an interesting documentry i am not into drugs its just interesting?

2006-12-06 14:08:57 · 4 answers · asked by thelongestday41 3 in Television

mine is waylon, who is yours and what song. and I'll download it

2006-12-06 14:08:54 · 6 answers · asked by storminnormin 2 in Music

For me, it would be my family...

2006-12-06 14:08:05 · 29 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

part of it is

i wanna be like you
eat all my food
and grow as tall as you are

person to answer this correctly gets 10 points

2006-12-06 14:07:48 · 1 answers · asked by dts_1992 2 in Polls & Surveys

We men have our uses, don't we?

2006-12-06 14:07:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

there cheap,fast,an if the rubber brakes your dead!!!

2006-12-06 14:07:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

or even scare her? siblings even...

2006-12-06 14:07:34 · 5 answers · asked by red 2 in Polls & Surveys

i'm trying to find out what song is it when the grinch is making that angel when he was smaller..thanks to anyone who can find it.

2006-12-06 14:07:12 · 1 answers · asked by Dorianna Helena 2 in Movies

From the original black and white series, with Rod Serling?

And why?

2006-12-06 14:07:06 · 16 answers · asked by Mystyria xMYQx 4 in Television