A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had
selected the following items:
A half-gallon of 2% milk, A half carton of eggs, A quart of
orange juice, A small head of romaine lettuce, A 2-pound can of
coffee, And a 1-pound package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt an saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity got the better ofher, so she said
"You know what, you're absolutely right. How on earth did you
know that?"
The drunk replied,
“Cause you're ugly!
2006-12-06 14:10:01 · 8 answers · asked by Bad Example 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There is an old saying to this..."You are right, I may be drunk tonight but tomorrow I will be sober...You are ugly tonight and yet tomorrow when you wake up ....well I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly."
2006-12-06 14:39:42 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean but it made me lol :D
2006-12-06 22:41:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was accually funny!! now i have to tell my friends this
2006-12-06 22:14:32 · answer #3 · answered by ♫♪Smile♪♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG .......................LOL .............that was funny and mean.
Thanks for sharing and enjoy the rest of the week :- )
2006-12-06 22:15:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
owch
2006-12-06 22:13:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very mean. funny, but mean. lol.
2006-12-06 22:13:33 · answer #6 · answered by Bubuchachum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-12-06 22:15:03 · answer #7 · answered by yzyf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
?
2006-12-06 22:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by Selena Jade's Mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋