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I don't mean insane to the point where they need to be institutionalized. My granny is the craziest person I know....here are some of the things she's done:

1. Called the police because she thought there was a UFO outside the house. It was late at night and the box on the phone poll was sparking.....the police had a good laugh.

2. When ever she had the youngest of her kids still living with her she would fall asleep on the couch waiting for him to get home. When he would get home though she would wake up and just stare at him for a minute and then scream her head off...

3. She ate lotion one Christmas eve....it was nut butter lotion. She took her a finger full of it and then said "What kind of crapola (not sure how to spell that word, or if it is even a word) is this?"....the next day she took a bite of peanut butter fudge with cranberry sauce. She thought the fudge was a bite of turkey.

4. We were going into E.C. Porters (a grocery store for those of you who don't know) and they had ribbons up. She saw the shadow of one and thought it was a snake. She hollered pretty loudly.

There are crazier things that she has done but I don't have enough room to tell you even one of them.

2006-12-06 14:09:57 · 25 answers · asked by Led*Zep*Babe 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Lord have mercy! I have tons of stories for a novel..some funny, and some not so much. My entire family are nothing but characters....don't even get me started on my papaw.

2006-12-06 14:14:48 · update #1

25 answers

Sounds like you have some great memories or stories of your family.

I guess my 2 grand uncles found a case of dynamite once when they were young. they strung it through the trees in the "hollow" they lived in and then set it off! I guess there were people all up and down the hollow that the end of the world had come. My one uncle is 72 now, and the other passed away last year!

2006-12-06 14:14:26 · answer #1 · answered by grapelady911 5 · 1 0

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2016-11-30 05:58:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I have a photo of myself sitting on and in front of about 40,000 lbs of C-4 (plastic explosives) with a lit cigarette in my mouth.

It just looks insane... A cig cannot ignite C-4

I have a motorcycle that can, will, and has gone over 200 mph (with me on it)

Jumped out of an airplane for a casual skydive into downtown Tijuana at 10 o'clock at night.

2006-12-06 14:19:03 · answer #3 · answered by and,or,nand,nor 6 · 1 0

Pat Edwards

2006-12-06 14:12:45 · answer #4 · answered by Selena Jade's Mommy 4 · 0 0

In a small town full of white rednecks, there's a handful of dudes from Africa who get their drink on and hit on every woman alive --- including the ones who are on their boyfriends' arms. They aren't too good at fighting either.

As for me, I once snorted lines of cayenne pepper because I thought it'd be fun. It wasn't fun. But I'm stupid, not crazy.

2006-12-06 14:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by Singletary 2 · 0 0

Axl Rose = Crazy + Insane + Indiot = Hottie :-P

2006-12-06 14:11:38 · answer #6 · answered by Paula 7 · 0 0

Ha, ha. That tops mine. The craziest person I know only took a shot of soda, Gatorade, caffine, ect. in one gulp.

2006-12-06 14:12:44 · answer #7 · answered by Rewind 4 · 0 0

Laura Bush.

2006-12-06 14:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by robert m 7 · 0 0

One of the guys I ran across on Yahoo Answers.

2006-12-06 14:11:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is rich material and possibly the foundation of a novel.

2006-12-06 14:12:55 · answer #10 · answered by celticexpress 4 · 2 0

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