Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2006

I get violation for silly reasons like no question, chatting personal communication isn't that what most of us do having fun, I even got 2 for insulting other participants that concerned horrible racist remarks yet their questions stayed up there so for now to all you great yahoo people good night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite if they do bite them back most of you have been great and been there when I needed a place to vent while going through a rough time in my life. I need a break from this for a day or so. On the 8th I will be posting a question concerning lighting a candle in my daughters memory and would appreciate all who wish to please follow the link and light one in her memory it will be 1 year I won't care about the "question" getting removed i just want the candles lit thanks all see you in a day or so I will sleep and then take care of business that I keep putting off peace love and laughter to you in your lives today and always

2006-12-04 22:32:35 · 8 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 22:31:54 · 2 answers · asked by reggie 4 in Horoscopes

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears's hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning:
contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

2006-12-04 22:31:02 · 9 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 22:29:14 · 5 answers · asked by Elijah's Girl 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 22:29:12 · 9 answers · asked by Joyce D 2 in Celebrities

and that we all have to take a bite?

2006-12-04 22:27:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 22:27:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If more than one why? I have mates who seem to have about six editions of these features , which with directors cuts I understand, but why keep the old videos?

2006-12-04 22:25:47 · 13 answers · asked by comicbookrob 3 in Movies

short shorts vs. board shorts...
tank top vs. baby tee
sneakers vs. sandals
pants vs. capris
bikini vs. bathing suit
booties vs. socks

thanks...

2006-12-04 22:25:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What does this mean exactly? I don't know anything about zodiac signs. Is it good or bad?

2006-12-04 22:24:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

letter "S"....

2006-12-04 22:22:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day a small girl takes a bath with her mother.
"Mommy, what's that?" she asks, pointing to her mother's genitilia.
"It's a bush" the mother replies.
The little girl then baths with her father.
"Daddy, what's that?" she asks.
"It's a snake" the father replies.
She then takes a bath with her grandmother.
Again she asks, "Granny, what's that?"
The grandmother replies, "It's a torch".

While everyone was in bed at night, the little girl creeps into her parents bed. She looks under the blanket and screams...."Granny, granny, bring the torch. The snake is in the bush!!!!"

2006-12-04 22:22:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 22:21:11 · 17 answers · asked by salstick 6 in Polls & Surveys

Was skimming through her / his profile seems to think along similiar lines to me, cant see any woman being able to achieve this feat.
Or am I beginning to think like a woman?

2006-12-04 22:20:49 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

CIA had opening for assassin. After all background checks interviews were done, there were 3 finalists, 2 men, 1 woman. for the final test the cia agents took 1 of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you wil follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair, Kill her!!"
The man said, you cant be serious, i could never shoot my wife, the agent said, you're not the man for the job, take wife and go home. The 2nd man was given same instructions, he went into room, came out 5 mins later, "I tried but i cant kill my wife". The agent said you dont have what it takes, take wife, go home.
Finally, the womans turn, she was given same instructions, to kill her husband. She went in room, shots were heard, . Screaming crashing banging on walls. After a few minutes all was quiet, the woman came out sweating, "this gun is loaded with blanks, i had to beat him to death with the chair!

2006-12-04 22:19:12 · 9 answers · asked by sharon f 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 22:19:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-04 22:18:58 · 4 answers · asked by dragger1 1 in Music

2006-12-04 22:18:41 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-04 22:18:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Kubrick's output is fantastic, he is 9 feet tall, but I don't know about his last work.

2006-12-04 22:18:11 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I would like them to arrive at my address before Christmas 2006 if possible

2006-12-04 22:17:20 · 8 answers · asked by Julie G 1 in Movies

I'm just not in a laughing mood .... should I feud with JustHonest a bit later on???

2006-12-04 22:14:58 · 24 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

ciara an artist
bow wow an artist

2006-12-04 22:12:36 · 10 answers · asked by Sally 1 in Celebrities

Sam was driving a cycle. Suddenly he withdraw his hands from the handle and announced: "No hands, you see!"

Then he withdrew his feet from the paddle and announced : "No legs, you see!"

And soon he fell flat on the ground with the cycle over him.
Still he announced: "No teeth, you see!"

2006-12-04 22:09:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving
together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled
with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the
bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully
placed in rows covering the entire wall!


It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.


There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.


She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large
collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is
quite impressed by his sensitive side.


They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,
she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?"
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
and more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of
raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the
afterglow.


The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how
was it?"


The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,
and says: "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."

2006-12-04 22:08:06 · 14 answers · asked by mrqprfc 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Een dag, lank, lank gelede was daar 'n vrou wat nie vol kak was nie....
Maar dit was FOKKEN lank gelede... en dit was net EEN dag!

2006-12-04 22:08:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'd change the following:
1.The fact that you can vote for yourself!
2. Make it easier to see which of your questions and answers are open, in voting, or resolved
3. It really annoys me that they highlight my question (that it needs action to be taken) after only ONE DAY of asking it, when there are THREE days left!! Yhey should highlight it only on the third day or something!

What about you?

2006-12-04 22:05:40 · 20 answers · asked by Stratomanssy 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 22:05:38 · 7 answers · asked by Singletary 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I can not wait...I will be well to travel and I am looking forward to meeting so many of you......So you better be there....

2006-12-04 22:05:19 · 22 answers · asked by MissChatea 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 22:04:33 · 6 answers · asked by Singletary 2 in Jokes & Riddles