What is the best remedy for waking up cranky???

Question

I'm just not in a laughing mood .... should I feud with JustHonest a bit later on???

Answer 1

The best remedy is a good **** in the shower. Go on, Jurk the Ghurkin, Slap the monkey, clean the pipe, beat around the bush, go ski

Answer 2

When I wake up, I'm always cranky. (don't know why, it's always been that way, according to my mom)

So I always set the alarm half an hour before I SHOULD get up, and walk around the house moping and whining out loud. (it's a good thing I live alone, LOL)
After that half hour moping I'm usually relaxed enough again to be able to talk to people in a nice way.

About that feud....forget about it, life's too short.

Answer 3

Well for starters I'd tell you to stop looking in the mirror. Ugly faces tend to put a damper on a good mood.

Answer 4

Strong hawaiian hazelnut coffee with Baileys or Carolans, or dulce de leche. Upbeat music like Memphis Slim helps, or if you're mad at the world, softer stuff like Carla Bruni. Try not to drive anywhere, as driving usually pisses people off.

Answer 5

Go back to bed. If u cant have ur feud. Will make u feel better! LOL

Answer 6

Give some witty answers to a few questions and that have a huge bowl of Frosted Flakes.

Answer 7

When I wake up cranky, I go tickle my seven year old and he cheers me up.......... a feud sounds good...do you think JustHonest is up for it today?

Answer 8

Cranky~ well hit shower and really wake up

Answer 9

Beat off in the bathroom at work..

That way you have a goofy smile on your face you can't explain, unless you want to..

Answer 10

A shot of Tequila.