Three women are killed in a car crash.
When they get to the gates of heaven, they are met by St. Peter.
“Have you all been good on Earth?” he asks the first one
‘Oh yes very good’ she says’ I was married, never strayed, had two wonderful kids and a fabulous hubby’
“Ok the 3rd cloud up 5th on the right you’ll find your harp and off she goes.
“Have you been good on Earth?” he asks the second one.
‘Oh yes’ she says ‘had a great boyfriend, we were going to get married, but hey, what do you know?’
“Ok the 4th cloud up 4th to the left you’ll find your harp.”
Third girl approaches, absolutely gorgeous to look at.”
Have you been good on Earth?” he says.
‘Weeeeeeel, not really, pinched all my friend’s boyfriends, split up a few marriages and had a whale of a time with life’.
“I see” says St. Peter “1st cloud up, 1st cloud to the left”
‘Hey’ she says ‘What about my harp?’
“F*** the harp” he says “ I’ll be up with the horn in a minute”
2006-12-04
22:40:58
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