Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2006

2006-12-03 05:59:27 · 40 answers · asked by fizzy_wolf 5 in Music

2006-12-03 05:59:19 · 17 answers · asked by amessianicsweety 1 in Music

the chicken and the egg were laying in bed one night and the chicken was smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg was frowning and looking slightly annoyed.


the egg mutters...well i guess that answers the riddle................

2006-12-03 05:59:12 · 16 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

the stores put everything out early to encourage early shopping...are you pressured?

2006-12-03 05:58:36 · 7 answers · asked by ggmsixer 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think my favourite is: "Stairway to Heaven"
Least favourite is the horrid: "Bad Bad Leroy Brown"

2006-12-03 05:57:32 · 3 answers · asked by been there, done that 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 05:57:24 · 23 answers · asked by Go! 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 05:57:14 · 14 answers · asked by Rajan 3 in Movies

2006-12-03 05:55:22 · 4 answers · asked by im a princess! 1 in Television

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch p--is, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you alright? In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch p--is, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown.

" The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'.

2006-12-03 05:55:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

very late one night I woke up, with the tv on a music channel and i caught the strangest song/band ever. The chorus goes something like 'I'm on the drugs, I'm onthe drugs, I'm on the drugs that killed River Pheonix' like I said,it's a song that just gets in there, as I remember it's 4 white guys and when I saw them they were all in white with white top hats dancing round in a circle, any help would be appreciated.

2006-12-03 05:54:19 · 7 answers · asked by brett l 1 in Television

The music on this person's site: http://www.xanga.com/xx____surveys?nextdate=11%2f25%2f2006+1%3a45%3a51.207&direction=n

2006-12-03 05:54:10 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ 6 in Music

id have to go with darth on this one,because he wears a plastic suit and rides on a flying motorcycle

2006-12-03 05:53:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Whats is a movie that if you havent watched you have to go to watch?

2006-12-03 05:53:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Mike:Del,you can speak a bit of french cant you
Del: well potage bon femme!

2006-12-03 05:52:22 · 10 answers · asked by QPRfan 6 in Television

I just think that is so cool! Oprah is such an inspiring person and she's like a role model to me.

2006-12-03 05:52:13 · 28 answers · asked by kittycat8793 3 in Celebrities

2006-12-03 05:50:55 · 2 answers · asked by Friend Explorer 1 in Other - Entertainment

its a cd that helps get certain bands to the public

2006-12-03 05:50:43 · 1 answers · asked by amessianicsweety 1 in Music

does anyone know where i can see the new pictures of Britney Spears. the ones that everyone talking about[no pantys]

2006-12-03 05:50:23 · 12 answers · asked by usefull2me 1 in Celebrities

So, whats your fav xmas song and am I the only one who wells up with tears when I hear some(white christmas, ect), Although Im no fan of Mariah Carey, I really like her christmas song.

2006-12-03 05:50:17 · 22 answers · asked by brunelscooby 4 in Music

if you were a monk / a nun?

2006-12-03 05:50:13 · 17 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 05:49:45 · 10 answers · asked by Big P 5 in Celebrities

2006-12-03 05:49:33 · 13 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 05:49:16 · 16 answers · asked by pornstar 4 in Polls & Surveys

There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married
for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex. Just
about every night hubby comes home, has a shower, gets changed
and goes down to the pub. She's getting increasingly horny as
the days go on, but each night she is disappointed.

Al comes home every night completely hammered and unfit for
sexual activity. One particular night when Al gets in from work,
Louise is seated provocatively on the sofa, wearing the
skimpiest dress she has, suspenders, stockings, and very sexy
lace panties and bra.

As is always the case, Al comes home, runs upstairs, gets ready
and goes to the pub. Once again Louise is rejected, so she sits
back with a bottle of wine to console herself. Then at 11 pm
(well before normal) she hears Al coming up the driveway and
opening the front door. Louise re-adopts her sexually
provocative pose on the sofa and to her surprise, Al's first
words are, "Right woman, get upstairs - into the bedroom."

"YES!" she says under her breath as she runs upstairs, "This is
the night I'm gonna get some!"

When Louise reaches the bedroom, she removes her outer garments
and sits on the edge of the bed in her black lace panties -
ready for Al, as he stomps up the stairs. As Al pushes the
bedroom door open he says, "Right, now get your clothes off!"

Louise doesn't need telling twice, it's off with everything.
"Now get over in front of the mirror..,"

"Kinky!" she thinks. "Great!"

"and do a handstand..."

"Oh god, I've been waiting for this for ages," thinks Louise...

Al walks over to Louise, parts her legs and places his chin in her crotch... "Perhaps the guys at the bar were right, a beard would suit me!"

2006-12-03 05:49:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-03 05:47:53 · 2 answers · asked by dragonspitfire226 1 in Movies

2006-12-03 05:47:52 · 15 answers · asked by super_lucyst94 2 in Television

who is better at fighting

2006-12-03 05:47:49 · 9 answers · asked by hellomotto89 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-03 05:46:39 · 11 answers · asked by Go! 4 in Polls & Surveys

i don't remember the reason!!

2006-12-03 05:45:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-03 05:45:11 · 7 answers · asked by Go! 4 in Polls & Surveys