A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch p--is, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you alright? In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch p--is, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown.
" The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'.
2006-12-03 05:55:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol that is hilarious.
2006-12-03 05:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Little Sparky♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but I would also be terrified if I thought he said that.
When I worked for a very dodgy sales team, we used to visit people in their homes and the urban myth statement that salesmen used to brag about saying to the man of the house with a nubile daughter was" I'd love to shag your daughter". When the man exploded with rage and fury the salesman would calmly say, "I'm sorrry, I said I would love a glass of water"
2006-12-03 06:02:14 · answer #2 · answered by Julian K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, this must be the politically correct version, heard it as a midget. Still funny a 6.
2006-12-03 06:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still funny! Glad I wasn't in that elevator!
2006-12-03 06:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by Saudi Geoff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2006-12-03 12:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by Kiky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better Yet BEN DOVER
2006-12-03 06:39:17 · answer #6 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww thats funny
2006-12-03 06:45:21 · answer #7 · answered by YoMoMMa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would be better still if his name was Benjamin Dover
2006-12-03 06:28:01 · answer #8 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-03 06:45:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You told that a week or two back but its still funny !!!!!!!
2006-12-03 06:05:51 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋