There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married
for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex. Just
about every night hubby comes home, has a shower, gets changed
and goes down to the pub. She's getting increasingly horny as
the days go on, but each night she is disappointed.
Al comes home every night completely hammered and unfit for
sexual activity. One particular night when Al gets in from work,
Louise is seated provocatively on the sofa, wearing the
skimpiest dress she has, suspenders, stockings, and very sexy
lace panties and bra.
As is always the case, Al comes home, runs upstairs, gets ready
and goes to the pub. Once again Louise is rejected, so she sits
back with a bottle of wine to console herself. Then at 11 pm
(well before normal) she hears Al coming up the driveway and
opening the front door. Louise re-adopts her sexually
provocative pose on the sofa and to her surprise, Al's first
words are, "Right woman, get upstairs - into the bedroom."
"YES!" she says under her breath as she runs upstairs, "This is
the night I'm gonna get some!"
When Louise reaches the bedroom, she removes her outer garments
and sits on the edge of the bed in her black lace panties -
ready for Al, as he stomps up the stairs. As Al pushes the
bedroom door open he says, "Right, now get your clothes off!"
Louise doesn't need telling twice, it's off with everything.
"Now get over in front of the mirror..,"
"Kinky!" she thinks. "Great!"
"and do a handstand..."
"Oh god, I've been waiting for this for ages," thinks Louise...
Al walks over to Louise, parts her legs and places his chin in her crotch... "Perhaps the guys at the bar were right, a beard would suit me!"
2006-12-03
05:49:09
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