Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2006

Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice about his upcoming court case in which he could possibly win $50,000 from the insurance company.

"Honey, if I lie, I'll win the case. But then I would have broken an oath sworn on the Holy Bible."

His wife says, "I don't want to advise you to do the wrong thing, but . ."

"But, what?"

"Let me put it this way," his wife explained. "Treat the prosecuting attorney like I treat you in bed."

Puzzled, Mr. Smith asks, "How so?"

Mrs. Smith replies, "Just lie there 'til he goes away."

2006-12-03 19:06:39 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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which superhero?

which superhero would you prefer to sleep with if givin the oportunity?

2006-12-03 19:06:23 · 9 answers · asked by califniadrmn 1 in Comics & Animation

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You can only have one in a lifetime.......?

what is it.....?

Lets see if we match

2006-12-03 19:05:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What game should I become addicted to?

I'm going to buy a new kickass computer, what game should I waste several hours a day playing?

2006-12-03 19:05:00 · 15 answers · asked by drateRa 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Wot Do Conductors Hold In There Hand ??

NEED TO NO ASAP !!! PLZZZ ...x

2006-12-03 19:04:20 · 10 answers · asked by Ella Or Shannon x 1 in Music

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If i could grant you one wish what would it be?

2006-12-03 19:03:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you ever lay awake at night wonder just what the hell is going on up there?

2006-12-03 19:02:57 · 17 answers · asked by Jimmy the Cab Driver 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Will Metal Maniac be my man and make it clear that no other woman will have his heart but me?

2006-12-03 19:02:08 · 8 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How many series of auf wiedersehen pet did they make?

2006-12-03 19:01:28 · 4 answers · asked by robbyd2006 2 in Television

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If god told you you can ask him one question and he will answer it...what would you ask?

2006-12-03 19:01:05 · 28 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What makes you say "OH YESSSSS"?

2006-12-03 19:00:52 · 28 answers · asked by Cutie` ♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is Clark Kent a reporter? What's the purpose behind it? What's his driving interest in reporting?

2006-12-03 19:00:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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Has anyone ever seen the tv series La Tormenta with Natalia Streignard and Christian Meier?

If you have, write me at slmsalia@yahoo.com

2006-12-03 19:00:15 · 2 answers · asked by x_x juicy x_x 2 in Television

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name of song - "I'm not the [guy] I used to be, I've got a kid, I'm 33, baby, king of the road..."

A friend sent me the following email. Does anyone know what song he is referring to?
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It's exciting that you're going to be a dad! On my way to the airport Friday, the radio played a song that reminded me of you: "I'm not the [guy] I used to be, I've got a kid, I'm 33, baby, king of the road...." :-)
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2006-12-03 18:59:49 · 4 answers · asked by Tomi 2 in Music

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I just watched the 2003 movie "Stuck on You", and found this part revoltingly shocking...?

The part with Frankie Muniz as Cher's "lover".
EEEW GROSS! Was that scene supposed to be funny?! He's just a little child. With everything related to child porn and child molestation going on today I did not find the situation funny at all.

If it had been an adult male actor, paired with a female girl as the "lover", would it have been accepted by the public as comical? I think not.
What's your opinion?

2006-12-03 18:58:35 · 5 answers · asked by Delfina D 3 in Movies

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