Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice about his upcoming court case in which he could possibly win $50,000 from the insurance company.
"Honey, if I lie, I'll win the case. But then I would have broken an oath sworn on the Holy Bible."
His wife says, "I don't want to advise you to do the wrong thing, but . ."
"But, what?"
"Let me put it this way," his wife explained. "Treat the prosecuting attorney like I treat you in bed."
Puzzled, Mr. Smith asks, "How so?"
Mrs. Smith replies, "Just lie there 'til he goes away."
2006-12-03 19:06:39 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now that's a joke LMAO
2006-12-03 20:16:59 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOD!..he must be very bad in bed........... well mrs smith i feel sorry for u..what a sacrifice!
mr. smith..take that advice..its really good!
hahahahaha
2006-12-04 03:45:09 · answer #2 · answered by L_n_C_fReAk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHahaha! She's telling him not to tell it like it is by telling it like it is! That's a kneeslapper! LOL.
That's a good one! LOL.
2006-12-04 19:33:19 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-04 04:49:53 · answer #4 · answered by dilu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe - very funny
2006-12-04 05:07:37 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!!!! that gotta hurt
2006-12-06 11:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch. funny. lol
2006-12-04 04:37:24 · answer #7 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
funny
2006-12-04 03:33:24 · answer #8 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.... :)
2006-12-04 04:03:26 · answer #9 · answered by flee1906 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋