Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2006

A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders
a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to
the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
T he bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him
says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. T he bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. T he bouncer is a blonde "biker girl."
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. T he woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. T he lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
blonde joke?"
T he blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and
mutters, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

2006-11-30 03:26:18 · 10 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 03:26:15 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Same goes for makeup, eyeliner and what not.

2006-11-30 03:26:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Let's say that you're away visiting some place where no one knows you. You're either staying abroad or you just see a group of tourists. You decide to have some fun and you start to act in a way that people around you would think that you are a famous person, a local or national celebrity. What would you do to make people believe that you're a celeb? Remember, that you don't resemble to anyone famous, it should be only your behaviour that makes people believe that you're someone famous!
Rude answers will get reported!

2006-11-30 03:25:57 · 15 answers · asked by Iseult 4 in Celebrities

2006-11-30 03:25:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

What are Gemini men like as lovers, how do you keep them interested? or get them to fall for you. I have been dating a Gemini Guy for around 5 months now, he likes me alot, we like each other a lot, but he's still hard to figure out!! I am Aries female and he's a Gem as you know. We get on like house on fire, he makes me laugh and he is very stimulating intellectually. But he is also quite elusive, and wants to take things light and easy?? commitment phobic I think as he is 28! he has said he thinks that I could be the one, as we gel so much, but then wants to take each day as it comes. And when, that's if we do have a disagreement, he always chases and calls me which is a good sign, is it not for a Gemini?. How do you get them to fall for you big time? any ideas?? I heard you need to keep them guessing.. when? when your not with them and want them back? or in general and on good terms? if on good terms how? don't phone them for a few days? break up with them to play mind games?? help!

2006-11-30 03:25:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Up! Up! with people!
You meet 'em wherever you go!
Up! Up! with people!
They're the best kind of folks we know.
If more people were for people,
All people ev'rywhere,
There'd be a lot less people to worry about,
And a lot more people who care!

2006-11-30 03:25:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My meds have kicked in and I feel better. I have a house to myself. What to do?

2006-11-30 03:25:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 03:24:51 · 23 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0512963/
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93172|98127,00.html

2006-11-30 03:24:29 · 16 answers · asked by clumsy 4 in Celebrities

I got to puzzle SMSes, the answers of which i couldn't find:
Message~1:
The fishermen love me. The doctors hate me. Kids want 2 eat me. I m a 13 letter word. Who i'm?
_H_T__I__ME_

Message~2
Ek ___ lady market mai ___ lene gayi. ___ lekar uski ___ gir gai, usko ek ___ ladka mila usne uski ___ uthai aur lady co di. Only one 3letter word fits all the blanks. Find it out.

2006-11-30 03:23:46 · 7 answers · asked by Parth 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque ."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

2006-11-30 03:23:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

green- makes him weak
red- makes him rebel or whatever
silver- makes him paranoid when get got pricked
black- turns him back to clark from kalel

2006-11-30 03:23:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

and about 3ft long. I live near the airforce live bombing range and it has "200lb freefall weapon" stencilled on the side. Ive smacked it with the shovel a few times and it really sounds hollow. Any thoughts how to have a few laughs with it ?

2006-11-30 03:22:21 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 03:21:49 · 3 answers · asked by neomorpheusponyboy 1 in Music

Grassy REALLY wants to know. What time do you get off work?

2006-11-30 03:21:27 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥Anything at all..... ;)

2006-11-30 03:20:01 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yeah... I need to know cuz I always pick the wrong songs and I want it to be romantic!!

thanxxx

2006-11-30 03:19:53 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Chocol@t3 K!$$3$♥ 2 in Music

http://www.barbara-mori.com/imagenes/sesion/barby01.jpg

2006-11-30 03:19:41 · 17 answers · asked by ¤Forever¤ 3 in Celebrities

This question doesn't apply to people under 28 years of age.

2006-11-30 03:19:40 · 59 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 03:19:35 · 6 answers · asked by nbpool38 1 in Music

is Neighbours in its self worth the T.V licence, i think it is, & did stingray get nicked, i missed that episode, & if Madge is dead whats she doing in emmerdale, also, do you think i ought to get a life??????????????????????????????????

2006-11-30 03:19:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-30 03:19:27 · 5 answers · asked by jveretto0804 2 in Movies

Why is it that he only does chick flicks? I'd like to see him star in a movie like Rambo 4 or something. ;)

2006-11-30 03:19:09 · 8 answers · asked by Byakuya 7 in Movies

mom or dad who will would it be
?
lol i had to ask this again cause i forgot part of the question lol

if both where about to die and u had choose one of them who would it be?

and for the ones of want to be smart
( i know where u live
peace and love )

2006-11-30 03:18:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok we see that all of these big stars are constantly getting married and divorced. Wouldnt you think its wrong that media is constantly diving into their personal lives? Why do you thing we are so obsessed with the glamour of Hollywood that we in my opinion ruin the marrages of many couples.?

2006-11-30 03:18:06 · 10 answers · asked by johnjd_cmu 4 in Celebrities

why FOX put repeat shows in prime time (example: two bones shows on wednesday) instead of airing new episodes for series like Vanished or Justice, that are good, with low ratings, but i´´m sure, with better ratings than a rerun of a Bones or House episodes?
It seems like a dumb move. Comments?

2006-11-30 03:18:05 · 5 answers · asked by jorgeyankee 4 in Television

2006-11-30 03:17:25 · 12 answers · asked by crown_brook 1 in Celebrities

It's racking my brain and I must get it on cd but can't seem to find the song...

2006-11-30 03:17:05 · 7 answers · asked by angelic1302 3 in Music

We all know the Band Master of the 90's is NIrvana. Aside from them, who else do you think made rock history in the early to late 90's era...

2006-11-30 03:16:27 · 17 answers · asked by katrina_mendoza 2 in Music