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A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders
a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to
the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
T he bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him
says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. T he bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. T he bouncer is a blonde "biker girl."
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. T he woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. T he lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
blonde joke?"
T he blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and
mutters, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

2006-11-30 03:26:18 · 10 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

I just told that one to my wife. She did not think it was as funny as I did.

2006-11-30 03:36:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Thats real funny.

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Blonde Counting Sheep

Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says "If you can count all my sheep I'll let you have any one you want." The blonde looks around her for a moment and says, "You have 356 sheep." The farmer exclaims, "Wow -- you're exactly right. I guess blondes really aren't dumb. Now go pick yourself out a sheep."
The blonde makes her choice, picks it up, comes back to the farmer to thank him. "Oh no," he says, "you can't have that one." "Why not?" asks the blonde, "you said I could have any sheep I wanted." And the farmer says, "Ma'am, that's my dog."

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2006-11-30 03:42:25 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0 1

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2016-11-29 23:34:56 · answer #3 · answered by anuj 3 · 0 0

Funny! That's a good one!

2006-11-30 03:29:07 · answer #4 · answered by queensruleall 4 · 0 0

Ouch.

2006-11-30 04:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

That's pretty good.

2006-11-30 03:29:18 · answer #6 · answered by Steven 6 · 0 0

This is so funny it brought tears to my eyes. Thanks for the laugh.

2006-11-30 03:42:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

bloody hilarious!!

2006-11-30 03:36:17 · answer #8 · answered by lulu 4 · 0 0

Thats great.....

2006-11-30 03:31:22 · answer #9 · answered by legionmober 2 · 0 0

LOL!!!

2006-11-30 03:36:50 · answer #10 · answered by bassmaim 3 · 0 0

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