Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2006

i want 2 know bkos i am a patrotic person

2006-11-30 04:00:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

Lesson of the day... Don't Lie To Your Mother.

2006-11-30 03:59:56 · 15 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Polls & Surveys

is a flop..if you haven't known already...his debut album 'Playing with Fire" was a big flop..it only sold 6,000 copies upon its first week of release...reportedly the album didn't do well...and I've heard that was official...

2006-11-30 03:59:39 · 9 answers · asked by angel e 1 in Celebrities

1. How many times a day do you brush yer teefs?
2. Have you evar used any whitening products to make yer teefs whiter?
3. Do you evar sharpen yer teefs?

Thank you for answering this POLL from DPN. ♥

2006-11-30 03:59:37 · 25 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

If you want my opinion, I'd have to say the couple from King of Queens-- that show is the best!

2006-11-30 03:59:34 · 15 answers · asked by wash_yer_nuts 3 in Television

One day a man goes out with his girl which is a blonde.After a while he sees a dead bird and says "Oh, honey look!The poor bird is dead!" and the woman looks to the sky and asks "Where???I can't see it?"
Nothing personal to women with blond hair.

2006-11-30 03:58:48 · 21 answers · asked by Jade 2 in Jokes & Riddles

and i was a messy fudge-berry cream pie, what would u be?

2006-11-30 03:58:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im a dj and I'm doing a 5 hour gig of purley 80s rock anthums, need some ideas?

2006-11-30 03:56:51 · 19 answers · asked by mjboy1976 1 in Music

I mean close people like parents , siblings, or bf/gf!

I have been so much that i have low self esteem..............but, i know things will get better. Thanks for sharring your experiences .

And thank you for your answers
Loving my fam at yahoo answers

2006-11-30 03:56:27 · 20 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again. The skirt was still too tight. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper some more. She still couldn't get on the bus and lowered the zipper a third time.

All of the sudden, she felt two hands on her butt, which proceeded to push her up onto the bus.

She spun around, with anger in her eyes, and said very indignantly, "Sir, I do not know you well enough for you to behave in such a manner!"

The man smiled coyly and said, "Lady, I don't know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!"

2006-11-30 03:56:13 · 16 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Polls & Surveys

can't remember...its their newest one!!

2006-11-30 03:56:09 · 8 answers · asked by •◘♥Niamh♥◘• 1 in Music

against the chimps onslaught? just supposed it happened while jacko was dancing to his hit track, 'dont stop till you get enogh' and his chimp attacked him one sunday afternoon while jacko was tryin to chill out

2006-11-30 03:56:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-30 03:55:47 · 15 answers · asked by tiger7 1 in Movies

I know they both blow *** but which is the most overrated. I can't be the only one who hate these bands. I dont need any bull from white trash in their late 30's telling me how good they are....light up another marlboro and pop another busch and put in your favorite girls gone wild and zip it.

2006-11-30 03:55:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Other people can ask Questions like Does your dog ever stick it's nose in your girlfriend's a** when you are c**tf**king her silly?

2006-11-30 03:55:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 03:54:41 · 12 answers · asked by legionmober 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What is the first letter of your first name?
What month is your birthday in?
When did you start Yahoo!Answers?
Do you remember Edna?
Blue or Green?

2006-11-30 03:54:19 · 21 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5 in Polls & Surveys

When?
I had to do it today !!

2006-11-30 03:54:08 · 10 answers · asked by Rowan 7 in Polls & Surveys

I got bit or stung 3 times ....ouch !

2006-11-30 03:53:48 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who do you think should win im a celebrity get me out of here?

2006-11-30 03:53:47 · 23 answers · asked by veryrandom66 2 in Television

2006-11-30 03:53:33 · 18 answers · asked by Mama Mia 1 in Movies

2006-11-30 03:53:15 · 4 answers · asked by legionmober 2 in Jokes & Riddles

1. getting your drinks first or with your meal?
2. cold drinks with ice or cold drinks without ice?
3. using a straw or not using a straw?
4. eating fries with your fingers or using a fork?
5. hamburgers with cheese or without?
6. cooking or eating out?
7. leaving a tradition tip or tipping based on service?
8. to choose the restaurant or letting your significant other choose?
9. paying with cash or paying with credit?
10. dinner before the movie or the movie before dinner?

2006-11-30 03:53:11 · 25 answers · asked by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 03:53:07 · 10 answers · asked by martin 4 in Music

2006-11-30 03:52:13 · 16 answers · asked by rileys_lad 1 in Celebrities

I feel like I am pretty much there.

2006-11-30 03:52:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-11-30 03:50:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That show is so funny! Anyone else miss it?What was your favorite episode?

2006-11-30 03:49:03 · 16 answers · asked by me 6 in Television

2006-11-30 03:48:58 · 18 answers · asked by johnjd_cmu 4 in Magazines

Or any other fictional chick...who?
What about Lola bunny from space Jam?-Uh suit you sir...

2006-11-30 03:48:14 · 14 answers · asked by Dude 2 in Comics & Animation