A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again. The skirt was still too tight. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper some more. She still couldn't get on the bus and lowered the zipper a third time.
All of the sudden, she felt two hands on her butt, which proceeded to push her up onto the bus.
She spun around, with anger in her eyes, and said very indignantly, "Sir, I do not know you well enough for you to behave in such a manner!"
The man smiled coyly and said, "Lady, I don't know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!"
2006-11-30 03:56:13 · 16 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Enjoy this Joke as well
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2006-11-30 03:56:51 · update #1
All three are good, but I LOVE the 'beautiful girl in customs' That one cracked me up!
Keep em coming.
2006-11-30 04:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by Jackie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blue-green (Teal To Cyan~Aquamarine)- inner examining; everyday, person-friendly-Going, Receiving, inner thoughts Charged, quite comfortable, Emotional, Flirtatious, Enthusiastic, inspired, shocked, puzzled
2016-12-14 09:47:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amused.
2006-11-30 04:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amused. But I'm sure some Y!A geeks are disturbed.
2006-11-30 03:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of your jokes are kind of gross but this one was pretty funny.
Amused.
2006-11-30 04:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amused...very amused
2006-11-30 04:04:02 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Ladylike ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amused...
2006-11-30 03:58:06 · answer #7 · answered by Maggz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not amused,aroused,or disturbed.Your jokes stink.
2006-11-30 04:24:18 · answer #8 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldy, but still funny.
2006-11-30 03:59:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
amused, cute joke
2006-11-30 03:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by Sue F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋