John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."
Lesson of the day... Don't Lie To Your Mother.
2006-11-30 03:59:56 · 15 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol Eraser you are still #1
2006-11-30 04:05:29 · answer #1 · answered by Thumper 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ehhhhhhhh
2006-11-30 12:04:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-30 12:01:30 · answer #3 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man that was a good one. Yeah I guess Mom's know everything.
2006-11-30 12:02:54 · answer #4 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is in the wrong category.
2006-11-30 12:22:31 · answer #5 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow right !
I think his mother was too clever and smart .We really should not lie to our mothers !
2006-11-30 12:08:18 · answer #6 · answered by Mysterious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Very funny!
2006-11-30 12:01:57 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooo. That lesson is good.
2006-11-30 12:04:08 · answer #8 · answered by bb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right and I Loved It......kara
2006-11-30 12:03:51 · answer #9 · answered by COOKIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats soo right
2006-11-30 12:02:56 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋