Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2006

I'm looking for something that's sounds something like The Sex Pistols but isn't as well known. I'm getting Sid Sings by Sid Vicious so DON'T TYPE THAT AS A ANSWER

2006-11-30 17:52:58 · 17 answers · asked by THAT GUY 3 in Music

I can't read them

e|--3--x--x-----|
b|--2--3--3-----|
g|--3--2--2--7--|
d|--0--2--0--5--|
a|--0--0--2--5--|
E|--x--x--x--5--|

in E, what are the x for? what do I do with the 5? I put my finger on the fifth fret? but what about the other strings?

I know what the letters are for, and I know that the nos. are frets. but HOW do I DO this on my guitar? pls. help...

2006-11-30 17:52:37 · 7 answers · asked by Shoopuf09 3 in Music

link please . . . !?!?!

2006-11-30 17:52:21 · 8 answers · asked by Kelly Bundy 6 in Polls & Surveys

don

2006-11-30 17:51:24 · 5 answers · asked by don 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-30 17:51:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

why are they?
whats your favorite song by them?

2006-11-30 17:51:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

that fit

2006-11-30 17:51:03 · 17 answers · asked by vanilla_hips 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 17:49:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i know mine sounds weird, but i like the smell of petrol, or gas whatever you call it, not the gas we humans produce mind you

2006-11-30 17:48:40 · 17 answers · asked by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 in Polls & Surveys

Finally a present for points

2006-11-30 17:47:11 · 20 answers · asked by shorty82 5 in Polls & Surveys

Pleaze help me to find the answer. And also don't forget to give the reason. Thanks!

2006-11-30 17:46:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

My mom insists that there's song called "Wedding Song" from a play (I think. Maybe it's a movie) called "The Lark" .... does anyone know what she's talking about and where I can get the song at? She said the song has both Chinese and English verses. Any help you can give would be appreciated ... Thanks!

2006-11-30 17:46:50 · 2 answers · asked by Patty 5 in Music

I can't find the info on Wiki, so Im trying here.

2006-11-30 17:46:27 · 2 answers · asked by Kira Sohma 2 in Comics & Animation

Whats the deal about Yahoo Answer's giving out gifts? Whats that all about?

2006-11-30 17:44:27 · 11 answers · asked by Perfectly Insane 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 17:44:13 · 12 answers · asked by MineNOTyours 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 17:43:25 · 3 answers · asked by Cutie P 2 in Polls & Surveys

All right. So that guy Rob Sheldon from the show? The hot one that Jodi liked? What was his "secret" again? The one that he kept from everyone? Please, someone...

2006-11-30 17:43:16 · 1 answers · asked by Helen 4 in Television

You can't even see them anyway. I don't understand.

2006-11-30 17:43:06 · 17 answers · asked by BloodyHell 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 17:42:25 · 2 answers · asked by sea-scorpio 2 in Music

I do!

I wish the corporate definition of beauty was expanded to include curvy women with big booties! Don't you?

2006-11-30 17:42:10 · 14 answers · asked by timh200 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-30 17:41:51 · 18 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

The song is vintage 1990-1992 and it includes the lines "gotta get myself right out of here" and "somehow I stayed thin, while the other guys got faaaaat"

2006-11-30 17:41:06 · 6 answers · asked by ruy2kok2day 3 in Music

She's not even hot anymore, its almost like a waste of time.

Although she was hot for her wedding, so the video will sell like no other DVD ever.

Does this count as a "preview" for the movie?

Whats your opinion?

2006-11-30 17:39:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-30 17:39:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Lizard Birthing

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!

Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.

Here's what happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious dad, can you help?"

I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into His bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"

"Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"

I was equally outraged.

"Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I accused my wife.

"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she inquired.(I actually think she said this sarcastically!)

"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together).

"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.

"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she informed me. (again with the sarcasm, you think?)

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of birth."

"Oh, gross!" they shrieked.

"Well, isn't THAT just great! What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I really do think she was being snotty here, too. Don't you?)

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted. "It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.

"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.

"Okay, okay." Squeamishly , I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.

"Should I call 911," my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)

"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly.

We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap. "Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.

"I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.)

The Vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.

"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically.

"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?"

I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.

"Oh, perfectly," the Vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labour. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um....um....masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back."

He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you know what I'm saying, Mr.Cameron."

We were silent, absorbing this.

"So Ernie's just...just... excited," my wife offered.

"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood.

More silence. Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. and then even laugh loudly.

"What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. Laughing "It's just...that...I'm picturing you pulling on its... its...teeny little..." she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Vet and hurriedly bundled the lizards and our son back into the car. He was glad everything was going to be okay.

"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told me.

"Oh, you have NO idea,"

Closed mouth, my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

Moral of the story - finish biology class - lizards lay eggs!

2006-11-30 17:35:26 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ gina ♥ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 17:35:15 · 16 answers · asked by dimwitboy 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 17:34:32 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 17:34:28 · 13 answers · asked by MineNOTyours 1 in Polls & Surveys

I've been thinking about changing it, but if even one person gets the right answer, then I'm going to keep it. 10 points awaits you......

2006-11-30 17:34:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If I remember it was on Friday nights, she had a sister and a brother, later gets married. Help me out please!

2006-11-30 17:34:25 · 5 answers · asked by tesskids2002 1 in Television