Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2006

on tuesdays and wednesday between the times of 3-4 am, i use an oversized sledgehammer

2006-11-30 16:56:03 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 16:56:02 · 11 answers · asked by ۩ Cuthbert ♂ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 16:55:02 · 18 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

I vote Eddie Murphy. Back in the old SNL and 48 Hours days he was funny, but now he's a bore.

2006-11-30 16:54:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its sooooo cold here in texas

2006-11-30 16:54:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I recall this skit from the 1970's - several celebrities were dressed as doctors and nurses, pantomiming surgery to Ringo Starr's
"Oh, My, My"; does anyone remember the show or series this came from?

2006-11-30 16:53:24 · 1 answers · asked by secyatlaw 2 in Television

Looking for sites or companies that specialize in marketing US music to the Japanese. Want to perform overseas. Feel free to check out my stuff...

www.myspace.com/dollhousex
http://divaxx.tripod.com/

Also feel free to google 'dollhousex' a ton of stuff available.

2006-11-30 16:52:47 · 1 answers · asked by xillith 3 in Music

And What Kind Of Animal Where They
My Boyfriend Had A Iguana Named Mariguana LOL
And I Have A Cat Named Peek-A-Boo

2006-11-30 16:52:42 · 29 answers · asked by Kelly Bundy 6 in Polls & Surveys

so a guy and his girlfriend are driving back from the store and the girlfriend starts bitching at the boyfriend about the music hes playing, the boyfriend replies "this is my music im not gonna change it" the girl says "well its stupid" the guy then says "ok get the **** out of my car, im tired of your bitching" he then pushes her out of the car. the guy doesnt call the girlfriend for a few days and then she calls him and says shes sorry, and they get back together. the end.

if your not touched by this you have no heart

2006-11-30 16:52:39 · 19 answers · asked by e 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 16:50:54 · 42 answers · asked by culture_killer 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 16:50:31 · 19 answers · asked by ۩ Cuthbert ♂ 4 in Polls & Surveys

I devoured his noodly appendages

dang midgets, I had to kick 74 of them in the face to get to him

2006-11-30 16:50:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Surviving a Fire in Your Home
Here are a few important steps to help you survive a fire in your home.
It's 3 a.m. and your smoke alarm sounds. What should you do?
Don't waste valuable time getting dressed. Before leaving your room, feel the door for heat. If the door is hot, don't open it. Leave by your alternate exit. If you can't leave the room, take precautions to prevent smoke from entering the room. Place a towel or other materials at the base of all doors. Seal other openings, such as air registers as well. Then go to a window and call for help.
If the door is cool to the touch, open it carefully and be prepared to close it again if you encounter smoke. At this point you should institute your fire escape plan. If you can leave, but encounter some smoke, stay low and crawl on your hands and knees to the nearest exit. Remember, smoke and toxic gases rise. It is easier to see and breathe if you are close to the floor.
Once you are out, go directly to your meeting place and t

2006-11-30 16:49:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I would be interested in other artistes also like, Diana Ross, Perry Como, Engelbert Humperdink,

2006-11-30 16:49:22 · 3 answers · asked by Raj S 1 in Movies

2006-11-30 16:48:38 · 30 answers · asked by RIDLEY 6 in Polls & Surveys

I drink every night, but tonight I'm still sober,

Ah, never mind, where's my wine?

2006-11-30 16:47:42 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone here think Madonna is a hypocritical, washed up skank too?

2006-11-30 16:47:22 · 10 answers · asked by Peanut Butter 5 in Music

I'll have you know that my people had to slave away in the coal mines of wisconsin and build our spaghetti suspenders out of nothing but dirt, and the stuff between our hooves/toes! ((pushes you down and pulls a knife out)) you dont mess, with the zebra, you got that!?

2006-11-30 16:46:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...during amazing race asia...

2006-11-30 16:46:30 · 3 answers · asked by neves_baby 1 in Television

I have a quiz for you all. First to answer (correctly) will get the best answer. In 4 hours I will post the correct answer and you can come back and see if you got it right. Here's the question.

Tickets for the high school musical are $6.00 for adults and $4.00 for students. How many adults bought tickets if 420 student tickets are sold and the total money collected is $3618?

2006-11-30 16:46:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

They SUCK I'd rather listen to rap for a year straight just looping it Over 20 million times!

2006-11-30 16:46:00 · 10 answers · asked by Ashley 3 in Music

2006-11-30 16:46:00 · 21 answers · asked by vanilla_hips 2 in Polls & Surveys

One gorgeous girl went to the banana orchard.

People pick fruit at an orchard.

She had a bamboo basket and wanted a basketful of banana.

But she was very shame.

She associates seeing the banana with dic*.

She could not pass her hand over.

So asked a favor of the owner to pick the banana from the tree.

But she could not point to it.

So she gabbed hold of man's Penn**.

and said

"Please give me a thing looks like this"

2006-11-30 16:45:21 · 12 answers · asked by Iamman 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A little brat (I think he's 3 yrs. old) wants a jaguar (the car) for Christmas. He goes to the department store Santa and demands one from him.

Santa tries to persuade him that there are other toys he might like instead, but the kid wants a jaguar. The kid gets so mad that he threatens to tell his mommy (a very good customer in the store) that Santa won't give him what he wants for Christmas.

Eventually, Santa gives in and calls out to one of the elves and tells him to the the kid have it. In cartoon style, he releases a jaguar (the big jungle cat) and it chases him all over the store. The kid is screaming for his mommy to help.

There's no music in it, so I know it isn't Bob Rivers or Weird Al.

2006-11-30 16:44:58 · 5 answers · asked by DA 5 in Music

2006-11-30 16:44:44 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 16:44:35 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Did you think Jessica left nick because she wanted to party amd have lots of sex with diff men and shewas tired of only one ever?

2006-11-30 16:44:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

it is talking about a guy who is tlaking on the phone with his son and he tells him how he will be there and that he is the wind that blows around him and so forth.

2006-11-30 16:44:27 · 7 answers · asked by gay-wad [[sluttmuffin]] 1 in Music

We always had an angel when I was younger so I still put one on top today. Of course I always have one drunk relative who makes the tree up the angels butt joke.

2006-11-30 16:44:19 · 39 answers · asked by tootsie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 16:44:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys