Three men got stranded on an island inhabited by cannibles. All three men were captured and brought to the Chief. He said if you want to become one of us you must complete two tasks. First go and pick 10 pieces of fruit and bring them back to me and I'll give you you next task. So they all went out. One came back and he was carrying 10 apples. So he brought them to the Chief. So the Chief says now I want you to stick all 10 apples up your butt without making a sound or face. If you don't do it we will kill you, cook you and eat you. So the man sticks one up there. Nothing. The second. Nothing. The third. AAAAHHH! So they kill him, cook him and eat him. The second guy comes he's got 10 berries. Chief explains to him the rules. So he sticks 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8..HaHaHa! So they kill him, cook hi and eat him. The first two are in heaven and the first says you had 2 more to go. Why did you laugh. And he says I saw the other guy coming, he had 10 pineapples.
2006-11-28
21:02:21
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