Three men got stranded on an island inhabited by cannibles. All three men were captured and brought to the Chief. He said if you want to become one of us you must complete two tasks. First go and pick 10 pieces of fruit and bring them back to me and I'll give you you next task. So they all went out. One came back and he was carrying 10 apples. So he brought them to the Chief. So the Chief says now I want you to stick all 10 apples up your butt without making a sound or face. If you don't do it we will kill you, cook you and eat you. So the man sticks one up there. Nothing. The second. Nothing. The third. AAAAHHH! So they kill him, cook him and eat him. The second guy comes he's got 10 berries. Chief explains to him the rules. So he sticks 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8..HaHaHa! So they kill him, cook hi and eat him. The first two are in heaven and the first says you had 2 more to go. Why did you laugh. And he says I saw the other guy coming, he had 10 pineapples.
2006-11-28 21:02:21 · 9 answers · asked by Roll'n Bluntz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
new one for me!!!!!!!! lol,, and a good one,,, i will remember it!!
ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-28 21:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by joyfulone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 times,10 times
2006-11-29 05:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by Ayu_Mikan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you ever hear about the brunette red head and blonde in the desert...they each brought one item with them. They look at eachothers tems and explain... the brunette says " i brought a water bottle so if it gets too hot i'll have a drink...the red head says "i brought an umbrella to keep shade...the blonde says "i brought this car door so if it gets too hot i'll roll the window down....
2006-11-29 06:31:33 · answer #3 · answered by Manni 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was on here just a few weeks ago, but it's still funny!
2006-11-29 05:07:00 · answer #4 · answered by Lucianna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! Where did u get it? LOL! =D
2006-11-29 07:17:54 · answer #5 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*burst out laughing* hahahahA!
2006-11-29 06:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, i have not heard it before.thanks
2006-11-29 05:38:40 · answer #7 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah,super!
2006-11-29 05:03:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old
2006-11-29 07:08:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋